i. ✦ welcome to our new site! we have done a full revamp of our layout as you can see. all threads/posts transferred from bearbones will be under the archive category. if you would like to move any threads from these archives, please let us know in staff requests!
additionally, please feel free to check out our welcome thread for all transferring and new users to meet and talk!
ii. ✦ tnw has also undergone major changes as populations took a major hit in the recent breakout of natural disasters that shook many major groups to their core. we must stick together now more than ever and tend to our wounded and race for resources.
iii. ✦ check out some of these recent oneshots our community members have made!
Quote:hootowls - Today at 7:00 PM
Like no, I don’t wanna hump the air to Carly Rae,
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
rev - Today at 7:00 PM
[member=2246]Hootowls[/member]
hootowls - Today at 7:03 PM
Fuck you im WORKING ON IT
p!indo
p!info
@rev
iomedae - Today at 7:04 PM
pindo
hootowls - Today at 7:04 PM
Shut
@rev
@rev
Pyre - Today at 7:05 PM
I think
they get
the idea
hootowls - Today at 7:05 PM
@rev
I’m salty
Pyre - Today at 7:05 PM
tHEY TAGGED YOU ONCE
hootowls - Today at 7:05 PM
@rev
crows - Today at 7:05 PM
I’m not even gone
And this is descending into chaos
Pokecord is back
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
hootowls - Today at 7:09 PM
Are you happy you fucks
Ooo
rev - Today at 7:09 PM
i'm. hoot you're the one that wanted this back
aldskjf pyre oh my gosh
Pyre - Today at 7:09 PM
that needed immortalizing
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
Quote:hootowls - Today at 7:13 PM
:eye::lips::eye:
p!info
Good
Pyre - Today at 7:13 PM
Hoot I'm banning you ok
hootowls - Today at 7:13 PM
No
rev - Today at 7:13 PM
i'll do it
hootowls - Today at 7:13 PM
No
Pyre - Today at 7:13 PM
thank you
hootowls - Today at 7:14 PM
Wait Rev before you ban me
Can I send a goodbye letter
Pyre - Today at 7:14 PM
is it going to be smth to do with Owl City or Pokemon
rev - Today at 7:14 PM
yes but i'm too lazy to actually ban you so you'll just have to be metaphorically banned
hootowls - Today at 7:14 PM
"In the song 'Fireflies' you state 'I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs.' How do you interpret this statement? Does each firefly hug you 1,000 times or do only 1/10th of the bugs give you a hug?"
Pryce – great question. I was the recipient of 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs for a grand total of 10,000,000 hugs. As the lyrics of the song clearly state, the average layperson would not believe their eyes if 10,000,000 fireflies were to illuminate planet Earth, nor would the average person conclude by natural instinct that 10,000 lightning bugs, acting as a collective group, are capable of embracing a human being 1,000 times without difficulty. By the same token, a gathering of lightning bugs in such vast numbers form a sort of "swarm," and a swarm can collectively surround a human and deliver a "hug" that a single firefly, acting according to the dictates of his own conscience, simply cannot. Consequently, I was embraced 1,000 times by 10,000 luminescent insects.
This may seem inconceivable due to the firefly's soft-shelled body, which is common among all winged beetles within the Lampyridae insect family. Members of the scientific community may be tempted to cast doubt upon the possibility of this exchange due to the immobility of the prothorax and pterothorax, in addition to the elytra protruding outward while a firefly is engaged in mid-flight. However, I can testify to the accuracy of this exchange. I can furthermore add that while each individual hug took place, each firefly participated in the chemical reaction commonly known as bioluminescence in which the enzymes within the firefly, in the presence of oxygen, magnesium ions and ATP, emitted a chemically produced light or "glow" because they were happy to be hugging me.
Please don't hesitate to reach out with any further questions. Stream "Fireflies" on Apple Music and Spotify.
rev - Today at 7:14 PM
yep
Pyre - Today at 7:14 PM
I knew it
rev - Today at 7:14 PM
hoot is now metaphorically banned
hootowls - Today at 7:14 PM
Rev I’ll metaphorically ban u on bb
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
Quote:rev Today at 6:25 PM
hoot
hootowls Today at 6:25 PM
rev
Bryne Today at 6:25 PM
donkey
crows Today at 6:25 PM
fiona
rev Today at 6:25 PM
shrek?
hootowls Today at 6:25 PM
SHREK
Bryne Today at 6:25 PM
HAROLD
rev Today at 6:25 PM
reese
Bryne Today at 6:25 PM
geese
crows Today at 6:25 PM
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rev Today at 6:25 PM
CROWS
hootowls Today at 6:25 PM
Peas
rev Today at 6:25 PM
dammit
Bryne Today at 6:25 PM
pea green boat
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
BryneToday at 11:35 AM
concept: Danny tells Brendan to get Leon out of there
and finally they agree to leave him when he promises he can take care of it
but they hear him shouting into his radio for backup
hootowlsToday at 11:35 AM
DANNY NO
NO
NO
DarkyToday at 11:35 AM
DANNY NOOO
hootowlsToday at 11:35 AM
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
DarkyToday at 11:35 AM
HOOT CALM DOWN
hootowlsToday at 11:35 AM
NO
NO
NO
BryneToday at 11:36 AM
I think I broke Hoot
hootowlsToday at 11:36 AM
NO
BryneToday at 11:36 AM
it's not like he dies
hootowlsToday at 11:36 AM
BAD PYRE
BAD
SLAPS
DarkyToday at 11:36 AM
hOW DARE YOU,,,
BryneToday at 11:36 AM
HEY
hootowlsToday at 11:36 AM
>:^|
DarkyToday at 11:36 AM
>:^[
hootowlsToday at 11:36 AM
>:^|
DarkyToday at 11:37 AM
>:^[
hootowlsToday at 11:37 AM
Don’t make me do it
>:^|
That’s what I thought
hootowlsToday at 11:38 AM
How bad can I be I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be I'm just following my destiny How bad can I be I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be How bad can I possibly be Well there's a principle of nature That almost every creature knows Called survival of the fittest And check it this is how it goes The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch And the animal that doesn't well the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch I'm just sayin' How bad can I be I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be I'm just following my destiny How bad can I be I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be How bad can I possibly be There's a principle in business That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the money Make this ever-loving world go 'round So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory I'm biggering my corporate sign Everybody out there take care of yours and me I'll take care of Mine mine mine mine mine Let me hear you say smogulous smoke Schloppity schlop Complain all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop Come on how bad can I possibly be How bad can I be I'm just building an economy How bad can I be Just look at me pettin' this puppy How bad can I be How bad can I be How bad can I possibly be Let's see All the customers are buying And the money's multiplying And the PR people are lying And the lawyers are denying Who cares if a few trees are dying This is all so gratifying How bad How bad can this possibly be!?
I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
Bryne Today at 8:04 PM
Felix I just found something and I
I haven't listened to it yet do you wanna rabbit and listen with me felix Today at 8:05 PM
i
am i gonna die
whtat is it Bryne Today at 8:05 PM
[title redacted and replaced with link]
yes it exists felix Today at 8:07 PM
ok then yes pls
[in rabbit] Me
I already regret this glamfelix
thIS IS UNRECOGNIZABLE Me
wHY IS IT VEVO glamfelix
i mean its NOT RLLY Me
this may genuinely be the weirdest thing I've ever heard glamfelix
johannes would die if he was subjected to this Me
all of my characters would die if subjected to this
I think I'm dying glamfelix
same Me
well
there we have it glamfelix
that was Me
jesus christ glamfelix
educational Me
it was an experience glamfelix
sobs Me
thank you? or I'm sorry? both?
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
hootowls Yesterday at 11:24 PM
It’s Christmas for me
It’s literally 2am for me but catch me writing Brendan’s birthday thread Bryne Today at 12:07 AM Hoot hootowls Today at 12:08 AM
3AM
IT BE UP Bryne Today at 12:08 AM
oh shit it's Christmas for me too when did that happen hootowls Today at 12:08 AM
8 minutes ago Bryne Today at 12:09 AM
thank you I was hoping you'd say that
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
"Spotify Premium: for when you want to die, but not today"
-Darky
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
Darky: what should I draw next?
Me: Beetlejuice
Darky: no
Me: Beetlejuice
Darky: no
Me: Beetlejuice
Me: I said it three times now he has to appear
they agreed
they drew beetle juice
after talk of saving it and always having it
Darky: so anyway I'm no longer taking requests
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I wanna be your happinessI wanna be your common sense painWrap your head in a [glow=#684460,2,300]picket fence[/glow]Rebuild after the hurricane[abbr=this user is trailhead's miss american pye — aporia has tip toed in here, peed on all your things, and then deathdropped through the floor into hell — you've been poked by fangs — crows cleaned up apoira's pee and threw chocolate at you — joey baked you yummy cookies — firebird is definitely building a nest here — you have been bitten by a wild eskie (but w love though) — skullcrow has built u a pillow fort — vid sat on your head for about ten seconds before flying away — rev loves you — hoot hoot — you are my wife / you're my wife / boogie woogie woogie — hoot tried making a nest but got burnt zoinks — darwin gave you a kees — joey loves you <3]![/abbr]—
