bandwagon? bandwagon.

[babyface]

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i was gonna do this with joseph bUT archie is better lmao. stolen from hoot
ask archie questions! anything you want, he'll do his best to answer :^0c


[spoiler=AN APPEAL TO ST. PETER -✧- tags][size=8pt]OH THIS LIFE, DO I BELIEVE IT? ✧ general
NAME ; archibald jacques-gayman
  - NICKNAMES ; archie, dad
GENDER ; genderless
  - PRONOUNS ; he/him
SEXUALITY ; homosexual
AGE ; 38 years
  - BIRTHDAY ; june 20th
ALLIANCE ; northstar district
  - RANK ; member

A PARADISE OR AFTERTHOUGHT? ✧ appearance
HEIGHT ; 6'3"
WEIGHT ; 140lbs
DESCRIPTION ; Archie is a very attractive person. He used to be a model before things went down. He's tall and thin, with little actual muscle. He has a heavily defined bone structure; high cheekbones, strong jawline, etc. He has a hawk nose and slanted brown eyes, however he usually wears color contacts, usually in the color bright pink. His hair is dyed strawberry pink and is down past his shoulders, however he usually wears it in a messy topknot. He has full lips, usually painted over with lipgloss. He has gauges and cartilage piercings in both ears and a septum piercing. He also has a few tattoos, however they're usually hidden from sight.
CLOTHING ; Archie likes to hold onto his past life. Because of this, he usually wears high fashion clothes and couture. His clothing style definitely leans more feminine, consisting of dresses and skirts. Of course, when he doesn't want to deal with makeup and corsets and layers of clothes, he lounges in sweats and hoodies (however is very embarrassed when people catch him wearing these). He always wears his wedding band, even though his husband has died years ago.
  - INVENTORY ; Archie carries around mostly practical things -- water canteens, non-perishable foods, knives, and a decently stocked first aid kit. He also brings makeup pretty much everywhere he goes, as well as a tiny acrylic kit, complete with 3"/5" canvas paper and tubes of paint.

IT'S NOT A BROKEN HEART I'M REELING FROM ✧ personality
POSITIVE ; helpful, caring, friendly, artistic, kind, smart
NEUTRAL ; socially awkward, introverted, awkward all around, over protective
NEGATIVE ; anxious, quick to snap, depressed, scared, dwells on the past
MBTI ;
TV TROPES ; doting parent; no social skills; adorkable; culture clash; *crack* "oh, my back!"
ALIGNMENT ; chaotic good

I BEG FOR ABSOLUTION ✧ interaction + misc
DIFFICULTY LEVEL ; very easy
TRAINED IN ; healing
ATTACK IN ; #8e3d54
PM [iomedae] FOR PLOTS
OPEN TO ; nonviolent powerplay
WON'T CAPTURE ; WON'T TORTURE ; WON'T KILL[/spoiler]

[JANE]

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"why do you like fashion so much?"
"did you ever want to be anything other than a model?"
"how would you react to amanda dating someone?"

[babyface]

"why do you like fashion so much?"
"I've always appreciated the arts and beauty. I had a less than stellar childhood, so the only constant I had in my life was art. When I got into the fashion scene, it was amazing that people were wearing art. It became a way to express myself and a way to let my worries melt away. Which is kind of cheesy, I guess, but..."

"did you ever want to be anything other than a model?"
"Mm... Not really? Growing up the only thing people really liked me for was my looks, so being a model seemed like the only viable career option. I ran away when I was fourteen and was miraculously hired to be a model then, and from there I just followed my dreams. My dad never wanted me to be a model, either, so it was also kind of a 'fuck you' to him, too, haha."

"how would you react to amanda dating someone?"
"I guess it would depend on who it was? I mean, anyone would make me a little... well, not mad, but make me more protective? She's my kid, after all. I only want the best for her. If she really loved someone, then I would support her. I might not be happy about it, but all birds have to leave the nest. I started dating way before she did, so I can't expect her to be single forever. Whoever she dates, though, can expect an intimidating talk from me. And if they hurt her, then by power vested in me by the fashion gods, I will kick their ass to high hell."

[Rook!]

"Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers or a quality mac and cheese?"
"Would u be a cat if u could"
"Who's the best boy? Toby, or a different maple bay dog? It better be Toby. Toby is the best boy."
"I love you, dad."

[babyface]

"Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers or a quality mac and cheese?"
"God, both are so good! Gun to my head, I would have to say Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers. Always been my favorite."

"Would u be a cat if u could"
"Probably not. I mean, then I couldn't really do what I loved, like being a model or a dad, so."

"Who's the best boy? Toby, or a different maple bay dog? It better be Toby. Toby is the best boy."
"Er, Toby, then? You know I'm not much of a dog person, so."

"I love you, dad."
"I love you, too, Panda."