( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - private plotting

[marsy]

SADKLJS YES I'M ALREADY SOBBING THINKING ABOUT IT


I WAS GONNA NAME HIM SYDNEY BLITHE ANDREWS
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE AN OK NAME TO U

[pari.]

A A AH I LOVE HIM ALREADY OMFG!!!!
DARCY'S GONNA HATE HAVING HIM AROUND BUT NOT REALLY

[marsy]

HERE HE IS AAAAA

[pari.]

I’M!! SOBBING!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH??
AND DARCY IS GONNA LOVE HIM TOO, BUT HE’S JUST A DICK SO HE WON’T SHOW IT MUCH
IT’S ALL JUST “go the fuck away i’m fucking busy” or “omigod you’re so fucking annoying, do u know that you’re fucking annoying??” but sometimes “fine u can hang out for a little bit but i s2g don’t touch my things”

[marsy]

THANK YOU HE IS !! MY SON !!
I'M SAKLDJSLK syd constantly unintentionally pouting with his resting puppy face, but when darcy says he can hang out with him he gets so excited and if he had a tail it'd be wagging a sm, he just perks up sm and yEs

[pari.]

AHHDJ I WANNA FIGHT U FOR CUSTODY BUT I ALSO LOVE U SO WE CAN SHARE HIM I GUESS
DJDJSKDK syd is sO frickin adorable holy!! shit!! ngl darcy totally has a little thing for syd because he’s rlly into Soft guys but like he’ll never say anything about it, but that’s also why he lets syd hang out with him but alSO TWO SECONDS LATER “ok syd get out, you’re so distracting holy shit”