shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

See I hate children
But for some reason?? All my characters love children
It's confusing
HGH OK
what happens if peter and benjamin are a bit too close when abusive mcbitch swings by btw I've been wondering
And yeah like dhjsdh
I don't think it's cliquey if you make sure to pay attention to everyone in the thread bc like if we're active and both of us want to post on all the threads we can't really DO anything abt that

[BORZOI]

he was a good boy when he existed but he was straight as fuck
peter is like michael but gay and a with less of an attention span and much less confidence in himself
But hes a BETTER car tire u can't convince me otherwise

[Shadow]

Huh you’re weird ok
No I’m jk I totally get it
“Abusive mcbitch” that is,,.something Peter would appreciate to hear him be called
But omG GREA THATS TWRRIBLE BUT NOW I XANT STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
Jasyn would get so damn angry
Like he’d probably show up all ready to just somehow convince Peter through calmness to go with him but then like?!?!?? If he saw Peter and Benjamin he’d be piSSED YOU KNOW
yeah, I suppose that’s true since we’re both just ridiculously active no you’re ridiculously active I just post a lot

[BORZOI]

my last name is weir and our house is called the weirdos so I don't object to that
Benjamin would call him that tbfh
HAAHAH,, SADISM. BLATANT SADISM
Benjamin would probably get really really mad if he heard commotion and ngl he would probably be like /LIFTS FISTS and then get beat up but also /WeAkLy LiFtS fIsTs,,,,,,,,,,,
POSTING A LOT = ACTIVE
tbh tho I'm always on benjamin's acc watching waiting ready 2 post

[Shadow]

But gay
That’s true
Peter identifies as bi but if we’re being honest?? He’s so far over the rainbow he ain’t coming back
Peter also has the attention span of a goldfish so that is true as well
And yeah he’s as confident as a wooden board
a BETTER one??? Are you sure?!?!

[BORZOI]

benjamin is straight gay he couldn't be attracted to a girl if he legitimately tried
GOLDFISH ACTUALLY HAVE REALLY GOOD MEMORIES
wood can be so pretty ok...like......polished mahogany......come on peter ur good pls love urself or benjamin will shower you in compliments
IM CERTAIN

[Shadow]

Well
Greahound Weir living in her weirdos house
That doesn’t sound weird at all
Pls have Benjamin call him that
THAT’S PETER’S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
Benjamin would try to fite him but be facing the wrong way Peter would be so thankful and so grateful that Benjamin would care enough about him to try and protect him but he’d also be all “wtf man get back we need to get someone capable”
Yeah I’m very rarely actually ready to post
I’m as ready as a farmer with a spoon going to fight back a mob of angry giants buT I GET IT DONE (:
I’M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO POST ANYTHING TONIGHT IM TOO INVESTED IN OUR MULTIPLE CONVOS NOW
Oh btw do you want me to make that New Years kiss thread tomorrow + want it to be open or private??

[Shadow]

poor bento box stuck in his gay lil world
I KNOW BUT THEY GET DISTRACTED EASILY BY STUPID THINGS AND THAT IS...SO PETER
oh hahaha Peter hates himself so I mean-
ARE TOU CERTAIN YOURE CERTAIN THOUGH?!?!

[BORZOI]

he's forever trapped....a gay
WELP
hes getting showered w compliments then every single time he insults himself have fun with that
I AM CERTAIN

[BORZOI]

my name is ally elizabeth weir tyvm
smh.........greahound weir
he doesnt know who he is but when he does? he will
AHAHA COINCIDENCE THATS MY EXISTENCE TOO HAHAH AH HHA , , ,,
POOR BENJAMIN HE'S USELESS
ngl if he got someone onto the ground? and like? he knew where tf they were? he can punch hard and fast and repeatedly
that's his fighting style
YEAH THATS TRUE WE HAVE LIKE 3
+ ye s & probably ?? private?? unless there's actually going to be a general open thread where other people actually post bc i dont want to like tAKE UP A THREAD AGAIN