shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

says whO
ill fight them

ikr
id join those clubs if they were real and not just the results of a rlly gay ship

i know
Its great

[BORZOI]

SAYS ME

I'm already in all of these clubs

STOP THAT

also a concept: benjamin randomly holding Peter's hands bc he will do that
and another concept: kicking each other under the table
And a third: Peter tripping Benjamin and then "heroically" catching him and Benjamin actually believes there was something on the floor and thanks Peter so much

[Shadow]

Pls
Peter wants his hands to be held all the time
and he totally melts if you trace his veins bc that’s. whew

I love that
Peter and Benjamin could also be that one couple who’s mildly jokingly passive aggressive like “honey could you pass me the salt since you can’t do anyTHING ELSE”

omg peter’s such a little shit he would totally do that just to be the Hero for ben


OK YOU TURD IM HERE

[BORZOI]

benjamin will do it in open threads smh
it won't be like half his post he'll just hold his hand and then chat like normal bc he just wants to touch him even when he's not paying direct attention to him
ALSO YES HE DOES DO THAT?
anything that's lifted from the skin he generally touches
scars, veins, knuckles, that sort of thing

TRUE THO
hes so jokingly passive aggressive
especially if peter's being a little shit as always kajdfhskjh

speaking of little shitteRY
peter is the Hero to ben ngl slay his gay ass

OK WELL
if he tripped over peter he'd think he was some random thing on the floor
and he'd kneel and feel around and he'd be like...this is peter
and then he would just sound really concerned when he went "why are you on the floor??" he'd be so so so concerned

[Shadow]

omg pleaSE
Peter will get flustered. every. time.
OH BO Y
PETER’S GONNA F L I P
his hands are actually hella rough around the knuckles tho, you know like in winter when your hands get chapped??

Passive Aggressive Boyfriends

that’s hecka accurate

“oh what did I trip over oH ITS MY BOYFRIEND”

[BORZOI]

GOOD
ben won't even acknowledge it he'll just do it super casually while peter lowkey dies
thats even better then bc texture = ben's favorite thing ashjgskjafh
he much prefers rough hands over soft hands
jesus their hands would be cold though like
im sitting here w a draft in my room?? and it's like 20 degrees outside?? ? ? and my hands are icecubes

accurate

also yes accurate x2

HE'D BE SO WORRIED
"why are you on the floor"
"are you ok"
"did i hurt you"
"ARE YOU CRYING"
"P E te RRR rrR"

[Shadow]

peter is over here taking deep breaths to calm himself down while benjamin just hella casually chats away
well that's good that he likes texture bc Peter never wears any gloves for anythinf so ofc his hands are all fuck e d up and rough
im always cold my handa are always cold
ooh dude that s u c k s  you better huddle under four blankets + a human being

peter would just fckin nod pitifully until he remembered benjamin was blind and then just say no bc he knows he cant hide the frickin voiCE CRAC K

Okok tho
Jairo is highkey suspicious of benjamin
This is gon b gr8

[BORZOI]

benjamin would assume he'd be okay holding his hand considering he kISSES HIM EVERY 2 SECONDS
he wouldnt even realize
and same tbh for benjamin his hands (especially his right hand) are pretty rough
same af
PFF yeah if i had a human being
OH BUT I HAVE A CAT? i'll use a cat

AW POOR BOY
cue benjamin bundling him up in his arms and just sitting with him and trying to figure out why he's lying on the floor dying

HAH GREAt
benjamin really loves dogs i hope jairo doesn't mind if he snuggles his face bc he will
"AAA pit or a pit mix maybe?? hes such a square akjfhalaslkfj i love him"
get used to ben jairo he has to pass your test before being allowed to go on dates with peter

[Shadow]

peter would just be awkwardly trying not to actually die
peter doesn't really care much abt hands tho tbh, he's more about hips + shoulders + stomach like he is always trying to t o u c h
well why dont you have a human being
CATS WORK TOO

peter would feel rlly bad and embarrassed about telling benjamin about jasyn bc he doesnt want ben to see him as weak bc he wants to be stronk for bento

jairo would not mind at all
Hed be like "what is this new boy doing,,,oH YEAH I LIKE THIS BOY"
"Such a square" im ceying he iS
jairo will def be fine with ben after a lil while hes just offput by the fact that ben's face is hard to read bc there's not really much eye contact to tell emotion from

[BORZOI]

pls dont Actually Die peter
kjashkjf ben is? really into hips (the bones there are kind of sensitive ??) and having an arm slung over his shoulders but his stomach is ticklish as fUCK
because the only human beings i have are my family and my dad would squish me, my mom is sick and my brother has no body heat
YEAH shes kneading my stomach again sakjhsjk i love her sm

AW NO
its ok to be a twink sometimes peter you dont always have to be a twunk
benjamin would just listen to what he had to say and he'd probably get really sad for him and would hug him really good
he'd be so fricking mad at jasyn

AAA
such a cute pupper ksjadhdj
benjamin basically roughhouses with dogs on the floor im weeping
HE IS A SQUARe
awww thats totally true dogs really like when you look them in the eyes
they get all excited if you look at them and make an excited face suddenly its adorable