shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

ok random but
ben's actually gonna come up w multiple things to call peter which literally all derive from how fast he is bc i need sarcasm nicknames and i cant stop myself
- twinkletoes
- thunderbolt
- minuteman
- speedo
- really-fast-piece-of-shit
- quick-dick
- quicky
- blur-boy / blur (this one's the only one that's not used sarcastically, specifically blur on its own whoops)
ok that is all

[Shadow]

omg those are all frickin grEAT OK
really fast piece of shit is accurate af

[BORZOI]

I just got them from searching "nicknames for a fast dude" and I think that's beautiful
I really had to hold off on speedy gonzales because Ben didn't watch tv smfh
you bet ur ass it's accurate

[Shadow]

Omg that's even better
heck ive called him speedy gonzales before ffs
my...ass...??

[BORZOI]

skfajfa that's funny
Yes your ass

Also holy fuck I feel like I'm dying
I ran to class because the light was really fucking slow today and the freeze made us even later bc we had to wait for the car to defrost and I only had 4 minutes to get to the other side of the damned building
And I made it here with 30 seconds left and I can barely fucking breathe?? My chest feels like it's on fire I'm shaking so hard
How to people run and not die bc I'm boutta goddamn vomit

[Shadow]

well heck
don't die pls grea
i had to sit through this really long, boring video in World History about the Ottoman Empire so that's how my morning went (not as bad as youRS THOUGH)

[BORZOI]

i would have rather sat through a long boring video
it's been an hour!! and 40 minutes!!! and i still cant breathe!!!!
im like kind of worried but HEY I WROTE AN ANGST THING FOR BENJAMIN CORRECTLY CONSIDERING IM EXPERIENCING IT AND IT FEELS. EXACTLY LIKE WHAT I WROTE.

[Shadow]

well yeah me too
jfc you neeed to go to the nurse or smth before you have a heart attack
oh woW I NEED TO SEE THAT

[BORZOI]

dies
im actually really thinking of going to the nurse bc my chest is still pulsing pain and i keep coughing and my breathing is Not Very Good
oh its on my writing storage asjkdhsjk
its actually a future thread sweats

[Shadow]

yeah you definitely should thats not normAL GREA
oh god i read it and i am wheezing
pls grea dont do this to benjamoon