shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

hAKJDFHKJAHF
AW thats so cute ben would be very much okay with all of those things
also benjamin does the same thing, but it's not really snoring it's kind of just a tiny little noise that stirs in his throat every time he breathes out
like squeaks tbfh
he also rolls around and sometimes falls off the bed
his dreams and nightmares are very vivid
BUT AW THATS ADORABLE

aw ok!! thats ok i dont mind ! gn !!!

[Shadow]

peter and ben are just
~meant to be~ i guess
bhiuetwogr

my mom took my phone this morning fml

[BORZOI]

they're dumb teenage boys trying to make a living

oh no :00 why I'll fite

[Shadow]

that's exactly what they are
they are many things lol

because i had it - god forbid - in the bathroom with me
and it wasn't even in my hands it was on the counter when she walked in

[BORZOI]

they are
ben has dumb teenage boy thoughts and dumb teenage boy actions

Omfg bih I take my phone into the fuckign bathtub
Wtffffffff

[Shadow]

so does peter
no
actually that's a lie
peter has dumb teenage boy thoughts and dumber five year old actions

she's afraid that i'm sending nudes to people
like??? "mom, i'm the most fuckign ace person you'll ever meet?? i'm not liKE YOU WERE"
she makes me mad
but it's oh wELL /shrugs aggressively

[BORZOI]

omfg
Peter pls don't do stupid things
Benjamin is that guy peter texts like "can you give me advice" and Benjamin doesn't even wait to hear what it is before he says "don't do it moron"

MAN can't she just respect your fuckin privacy
That's really annoying sorry you even have to deal with that?? Jeez

[Shadow]

peter does stupid things constantly
"hey can i ask you a question"
"nevermind i already did the stupid thing"
"peteRRRRR WTF"

ikr the privacy thing rlly annoys me because she like walks in while i am literally changing clothes and she doesn't seem to understand that a closed door means fuCKIN KNOCK YOU GOON
she changed out bathroom doorknob so it doesnt have a lock anymore
meh, i'll be out of this house in two years
i'll be 18 at the start of my senior year so i can move in with my dad
he respects me and my things and my privacy, and he's not even my biological parent smfh

[BORZOI]

"goD what did you do THIS time"

Wtf that sucks
My mom gets nervous abt the lock in the bathroom just bc I take baths that are like 3 hours long and she thinks I either died or hurt myself (bc cLEARLY i am depressed smh I'm not even close)
And ooh that sounds better!!! I really hope you get there bc that really fuckin sucks

[Shadow]

"ok so i might have accidentally locked myself in the jail cell you should come let me out"

oh yoU TAKE LONG BATHS HOW
i havent taken a bath in five years
yeah i hope i can get the sourage to tell her i want to move in with him lol