shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

THANKS
I love them too so fucking much

aha I got sad so I went to bed but I just violently woke up from a nightmare about crashing a car
But it was a really lighthearted stupid dream bc moments before that I remember thinking nails were connected to cars and that I should clip mine bc they were getting too long and I thought the entire car was made of my nails
I don't know whether to call that a nightmare (because it shocked me awake at 3 am) or a dream but I'm definitely saying it was an experience

[BORZOI]

one out of fuckin two down man

[spoiler=ignore i just need to remember these things]benjamin does that thing where he walks to the pace of music and also sorta dances to it as he goes and ironic whips like a dork

something w slam/bam or smth like that in it?? fuck I don't remember the song but it was a bop and Ben would like it

portugal the man - live in the moment
NOT THE SOMG but it's a nice song Ben would also like it sweats

OH, BOY, YOU'VE GOT THAT SILVER TONGUE
GOT, GOT THAT SILVER—SILVER TONGUE
DRIVES ME INTO DELIRIUM
GOT, GOT THAT SILVER, GOT THAT SILVER TONGUE LIKE—AH
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO MADNESS, BUT WHAT CAN YOU SAY?
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO BADNESS, BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO?
YOU'VE GOT YOUR SILVER TONGUE[/spoiler]

[Shadow]

What the heckity I’m sorry about that
That’s a weird dream/nightmare ok
And I would have been freaking out

OH HEY YOU GOT ONE YAY

me: opens spoiler even though you said to ignore it

[BORZOI]

its fine kasjdhkjas im used to nightmares and 3 am Shooknessâ„¢
it was really weird
it was terrible tho bc car crashes do that thing where you feel like youre falling and i actually shrieked when i woke up so that was interesting
luckily nobody heard me

YEAH

pfft its just random stuff
i cant remember things and boy was i mad when i forgot a song after hearing another song
i was really liking that song but i was holding onto one lyric and now i cant remember it :///
that's why i just put everything else i needed to remember on here bc fml

[Shadow]

well I hope you don’t have any more tonight !!
>:{} @ nightmares
You’re now a member of the PSC

Ok also I was sitting on the ground when my friend came out of the bathroom so she pushed me over and started kicking me lmfao

[BORZOI]

you never knOW
>:{} @ them too
oh god im graduating

omfg no
thats shadow abuse? ? ?? ? illegal

[Shadow]

same
you are graduating I’m so proud of your accomplishment

she said, and I quote: “tell grey that I will fight you and break your skinny twigs. This noodle isn’t afraid.”

[BORZOI]

im not ready
panicked shrieking

tell her that i am a big boy and im not afraid of fUCKING BREAKING HER NOSE
dont hurt shadow or you will DIE

[Shadow]

oh
Well
Then
Never
Mind
You
Don’t
Have
To
Graduate I
Guess

She’s fucking psychotic
If you’d like to fight her on that you can, because she says you will fucking lose
We’re layingin the same bed bc it’s cold and we randomly both just started kicking each other smfh

[BORZOI]

i deserve my position, considering im shrieking in panic

im actually really weak im sorry shadow if anyone hurts you i can do literally nothing
i can feel my self confidence rock burrowing itself into the dirt :'(((((( thanks unnamed friend of shadow
insulting my poor...twig arms...