when there’s trouble, you know who to call / private plotting

[paddy]

ok he definitely is
they’re all planning a rescue and cass is in the corner begging his dad to just give them a place to stay
OKAY TRUE
he’s like “did you guys see that?? harper? nadir? dj? yall saw that shit right wtf was THAT why is that there ohmy goD”

[fuentes]

cass calling his dad up and begging him to spend a couple thousand on an actual nice apartment for them instead of another batmobile


oh god imagine him visiting harper's adopted family's farm
he'd see a chicken and fucking SCR E A M

[crows]

concept: sometimes when the creepy basement is being used they go to a park and sit on the swingsets and intimidate the kids away

[paddy]

ok that’s ACTUALLY him fue
when his dad finally gives in he’s trying not to get TOO excited

oh my god
cass has actually probably never seen a real live chicken in his life before so yeah that’s valid djzmhsks
“what the..... what the fuck why is it walking like that” “that’s how they walk” “bullshit”

omg crows PLEASE
they sit on the swings and glare away any kids who come near

[fuentes]

bc he doesn't wanna insult whoever's basement that is but he is so ready to get away from all the cockroaches he's mcfuckin ecstatic

ok but imagine one actively running towards him and cass just losing his goddamn mind

jdfh i love that crows
all these teenagers just sitting on one of these bad boys, plotting to take down a drug kingpin and glaring at small children

[paddy]

okay true
he bursts in like “gUYS GUESS WHAT WE HAVE OUR OWN TOWER WE CAN MOVE OUT OF HERE.....not that i don’t like it but u know. privacy hah”

IM SCREAMING YES
one starts running towards him and he runs and hides behind harper while screaming

oh my god PLEASE
they’re all up on one of tese things and spinning really fast and figuring out how to takedown a minor druglord

[fuentes]

fjkfna cass is such a mess wow
first he can't deal with a few coackroaches and now chickens?? smh no wonder theo's always roasting him

ok if i could draw i would totally draw that scene
cass is just totally stone-faced while harper's hanging upside down, screaming like she's on a rollercoaster and getting on cass's nerves

[paddy]

hsjsbsjs honestly he really is
he deserves to be roasted

IM YELLING
cass is stone-faced and trying to actually make a plan, harper is screaming while hanging upside down, dj’s probably joining her, nadir is trying to help cass but keeps looking at the camera like she’s on the office, eventually cass gets dizzy and almost pukes, a group of nine year olds start laughing at him and so do harper, dj, and nadir, it’sa giant mess

[crows]

real footage of the teenage titans

nadir: screaming inwardly
them: screaming outwardly
them: forcibly removed from the playground

[fuentes]

crows i'M
ok but that's exactly them and it's a miracle they get any plotting done because harper and dj are losing their minds on the monkey bars, nadir's sitting on the swings like a Cool Depressed Teen, and cass is trying his hardest not to just disband the team all together