BADLANDS SHIPPING THREAD V.3

[parks.]

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haha oops wrong thread, but hey!!

[GABRIEL]

ejdjjejfjke yes
gabe is a very sweet affectionate boyo
he needs someone to open up to eventually

and LYNN YES COME BACK SWEET PRINCE

[dannychan]

so, off topic but im starting to ship seb (assuming hes at least 20ish) and marg bc shes lonely and i had this convo with my bf and i imagined them and just
seb: hewwo uwu
seb: wouwd woo wike sowm dicc, bwecky owo
marg: absowutwee uwu
seb: i dow nwot hawv dicc i wam sowwy
seb: i owffer stwick?
marg: gwod dwamn it

[bxhemia]

oh god that's beautiful

[dannychan]

i imagine they actually do baby talk each other in private even if they don't even end up togeth bc idk sebs age or sexuality bc i forget to check, and it becomes an inside joke to them so like randomly one of them will go "hewwo i wam bebe and i wuv wooooo" or something and the other will burst into laughter and everyone else is nervously laughing like "wtf is going onnnn"

[bxhemia]

lmao everybody just sees their "big tough leader" accidentally break character and lose his shit because of a [i]hewwo

[dannychan]

just everyone expects it from marg bc she's a tiny little lady but in reality she has a dagger anywhere she can reach its canon that she keep a dagger on a chain and it straight up is held in her bra. im not joking.. where as seb is a big dude but hes like ryan from buzzfeed unsolved in the newest season and the ghost goes "hey youre a big dude" and ryan is like "w h a t"

[merged stuff.]

drops

[dannychan]

platonic motherly ships
marlow

[parks.]

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also drops in boy