shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

"yes, i know, it's okay i promise"

he's a good boy i swear

"why do you come in here every day? and why are you always drunk before you even sit down?" "i'm not drunk, i'm blind." "...okay ignoring that question, my previous question still stands."

"whoever keeps throwing paper into my cubicle i swear to fucking god." "i wonder who—" "i knOW IT'S YOU, PETER." "...shit"

"i came to rob your house but... you're kind of cute." "GET OUT WHAT THE FUCK" "i was trying to tell you i woULDNT ROB YOUR HOUSE" "THAT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE CONSIDERING YOU BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT??" "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO DINNER" "I WILL IF YOU LEAVE" "I'M OUT THEN"
the next day: "so you tried to rob me" "i did" "...that's kind of hot"

no dialogue but there's a robbery and benjamin is taken hostage w/ a gun to his head but peter saves the day by flicking the bullet away before it hits ben's skull and ben is just INCREDIBLY shook after that

"so, class, today you will be painting a nude model"
benjamin: exists
"...............professor i'm too gay to do this project"

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