shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

"are you sure? i feel like you don't mean that"

i'm crying @ the model one ok

"so you're my new rommate? and you're....blind?"
*peter frantically baby-proofs the apartment*

"wait so i was supposed to spy on someone but you're a spy too and now we're in some sort of pseudo-war over who's the better spy"
OR
"what do you mean you're a spy you can't even see"

private detective au with peter and ben as partners
"where's the dead guy?"
"uh, ben, you're standing on him"
"oh  s h i t shit shit"