Maybe I’m Foolish, Maybe I’m Blind // Private

[dannychan]

he nodded. “pixie is the oldest. she stays near the house, then these four are her babies, roco, sierra, tintin, and scooby doo- scoobs for short. my nephew named scoobs.” he chuckled and moved to close the fence after the jeep was in. he clapped at the dogs. “get!” he said loudly and the dogs started sprinting towards the house in the distance. it was large and had quite a few decorations. he got into the passenger side so Gabe wouldn’t have to move again. “ok, quick review. my ma is vanessa. you call her mrs. message like everyone else who isn’t family does. my pa is john senior, just call him mr. morrison. my sister already knows about us, she’s cool with it, he’s name is rebecca, her kids are riley and Fred. then we’ve got my uncles david, abraham, and israel and then their wives, respectively, ferris, abigail, and kimberly.y grandma you’re just gonna call mayma because everyone else does, and you call my grandfathers paps- he’s he tallest one, always wears an ugly sweater- and then just grandpa rick, he’s the one in the wheel chair.. you got all that?”