the flirtlands is back || shipping thread yo yo

[HONŌ,]

at least honō cant have kids
she cant create a salty bloodline

and im screech
its canon already in my mind and i havent even looked at their interactions yet

[Beatles.]

Omg can't have kids?
That's like,, the best thing ever (from Charlie's POV)

I can't wait to stalk their thread huehue

[HONŌ,]

shes pretty and sassy and she cant have babies whats not to love
smh smh i swear if he cheats
what a sleaze sMh but you did say he was a greasy dickwad

i should do that
vibrates
i live for gay boys

[dannychan]

/softly wheezes

[TATIANA]

shes pretty and sassy and she cant have babies whats not to love
smh smh i swear if he cheats
what a sleaze sMh but you did say he was a greasy dickwad

tat will kick his ass i swear to gawd
[s]and then come sweep her off her feet i mean what no huh

[charlie luciano]

attention: Charlie is a greasy dickwad
Okay but
Char has no one to cheat on bc he's forever alone )
He's gonna be an old saggy Italian man forever

[dannychan]

/gestures wildly to mar
SHES ALSO LONELY :^)

[TATIANA]

tats one true love left long ago =')

[HONŌ,]

char is. difficult to form a romantic relationship with
hes just so
,,,,,,charlie

+ omfg tat no
sobs

[Beatles.]

This is true
But he also gives the good fucc