shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

yes pls they need to do that
Peter & Benjamin literally making out: nO hOmO
OHMYGO D

yee :)))
ooh that su c k s i’m sorry
i luckily have no phobias?? like at all?? i’m a bit uncomfortable in enclosed spaces but to the point of a fear or phobia

verrrrrry truuuuuuuue
nono I’m definitely not fading out of existence tho

[BORZOI]

they really do
no homo my homo-sapiens
KJAHSjk

yeahhh it does suck
it's a big part of why i tend to get attached to people and follow them around / act really clingy (sorry about that again)
its bc if i'm lonely i freak out and its generally just ?? not good
im glad you have no phobias tho!!! bc they fucking suck

yes pls dont fade out of existence

[Shadow]

pls

hey it’s perfectly fine with me like I’m pretty lonely so talking to you helps a lot actually

I’m not going to don’t you wor r y

[BORZOI]

winks

im glad ajshkjkjfhg
people tend to get annoyed with my insistent rambling i think /cries

g o od
man theyre so awkward in that new year's thread im
lowkey ben's eyes are like the thing he's most self-conscious about (considering he's been insulted/scolded a few times for not looking at people) so that was a good move peter it was a go o d m o v e

[Shadow]

shrieks

it is impossible to annoy me if you’re being nice tbfh

ikr they’re the AWC in that thread
poor benjoomin
peter’s just trying to be nice and get Ben to calm down and a compliment just seemed right to him at the time
i also did that because he asked if Ben was high in the modern au thread so he had to compliment his eyes somewhere else bc he’s drunk af in the modern air thread

[BORZOI]

shrieks back

kasjhjlksa okAY
i try to be nice tell me if i ever bother you or something tho!!!

theyre totally the AWC
benjamin suffers
thats so nice what a good son benjamin is just worried bc hes so darn quiet and uncertain sounding and that is Wrong
KJAHSFJ the modern au is an au he didnt tr u l y ask if he was high

[Shadow]

dies

yepyep
oh yeah i'll never do that ok
if anybody bothers me i'm way too awkward and nice to do/say anything about it tbfh

you should try this new thing called being nicE TO THE POOR SON
well,,,,yeaH
peter's trying to hide his uncertainty (and failing)
but it was still peter @ benjamiN

[BORZOI]

no dont die

kjsahjksahjk fi n e

IM TRYING
hes trying to be happy he really is
poor peter i feel bad for him
hugs him
BUT IT WAS DRUNK AU PETEr
watch peter pressure him into drinking and then he and ben go make out in a goddamn corner smh
idiots

[Shadow]

too late binch

:^)))))

ARE YOU THOUG H
trying isn’t good enough benjamin
don’t feel bad for him he doesn’t need it
or hugs don’t hug hiM HES A MANLY MANCHILD
DRUNK AU PETER WAS STILL A JERk
omg they would
“who tf are hose dudes making out over there—oH”

[BORZOI]

no pls

I AM OK
are you saying his desperate efforts to be happy are useless HOW RUDE >:^(
continues to feel bad for him
HUGS HIM MORE
hes a jerk youre right
he probably would wake up the next day on the couch with benjamin lying on top of him passed out and then regret all his life choices because hes a JERK