shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

i kNoW tHaT

"if i leave through the window, will you agree to go on a date with me if i survive?"

they're both adorable messes who try their hardest

m e  t o o

[BORZOI]

askjhfajlkhflaks

"...just get out of my house oh my god,,but i'll go smfh"

that is a very accurate sentence

h e l p
LEGIT ALL OF THESE ARE EITHER BENJAMIN'S THREADS OR PETER'S. (There is one by Dick, and there's one by Brendan, BUT THE REST? EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER)

[Shadow]

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"okay, nice. if i live through this i'll meet you here at eight o' clock sharp tomorrow night"

i know it is grea i wrOTE IT

OH MY GOD
i'm currently trying to decide whether rev and alloy will care if i barge into both dick and win's threads with a rlly crappy post

[BORZOI]

"......just go through the door before i call the cops on you damn it"

YEAH

IM SERIOUS IM SORRY UR GONNA GET A FLOOD OF BEN SHIT ON YOUR PETER THREADS THAT HAVE BEEN ABANDONED FOR A WEEK. bc fuk u i dont go halfway
and they prolly wont
theyre nice and dont mind i think i mean. like even when their threads get Zero replies bc theyre tOO GOOD AND LONG they dont seem to mind
i feel bad every time though lmfao i just
ben's posts can't match i feel So Bad

[Shadow]

"okay oKAY I'M GONE JUST PLS DONT CALL THE COPS" as he rushes out the door
you know he'd show up at 8 the next night knocking on the window

BEN SHIT IS GREAT
i feel bad because i want peter to interact with their characters but their posts are so freaking long and well-written i feel like a lOSER

[BORZOI]

ben fuckin shaking his head "robbers these days"
ben: "HOW DID YOU FUCKING GET UP HERE"

HAHHAA GOOD BC IT'S ALREADY IN A LOT OF PLACES,
same af akjshfk

[Shadow]

peter would immediately go to a different apartment to try and steal stuff tbh
peter: “have you never scaled a building before its ea s y”

HAHA H
IM GONNA HAVE A LOT TO REPLY TO BUT ITS GONNA BE BEN STUFF SO ITS GOOD

[BORZOI]

"that one has too cute of a boy in it i'll just rob this lady instead"
ben is just "get the hell inside jesus chriST"

YEAH HH H
dont feel pressed to respond to old stuff if you deem it as no longer important tho
i just wanted to reply to them just in case yknow?? since i was gone and i felt bad

[Shadow]

that’s exactly what peter thinks too ngl
peter flops inside and lays on the floor all “are you ready for our date?”

HHHHH H H
Oh no I want to reply to those sm
Especially since I feel bad when I abandon threads + I have muse for those threads ok

[BORZOI]

aksjhfkjash
ben's just groaning
"yes i'm ready but i don't even know why i'm doing this"

hHhHHhHhhHHh
aw ok alksjflkskaj
ben is a gay so Enjoy