bitch liquor / p plotting

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WOW

s: touches him
k: melts, completely a puddle, needs attention asap, blushing like hell

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s: just looks in his general direction
k:

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literally him because he deadass carries an inhaler

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ok but you know sanjana was confused af when she saw it for the first time like
"why ain't you tell you had weak ass lungs?? smh what if your stroke game is as weak as your lungs???"
then she finds out why he has it and immediately Regrets Everything

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sanjana, being an Accidental Assholeâ„¢ with Keland and he suffers silently

he's just like "ha ha ha yeah hahaha ((((((,:"

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honestly sanjana is probably an Accidental Assholeâ„¢ a lot and when he gets pissed/upset she never know to react like she should probably say sorry but yikes it's too late now
and then when she does finally apologize keland hoes it up like
s: ok i'm really sorry is there anything i could do to make up for it?
k: you could give me that good succ
s: or i could whoop your ass you nasty hoe

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cksckdkd
s: lmao ur hands shake like you're having a seizure or something
k: thanks
s: i'm sorry that was a joke forgive me please oh my god
k:
k: Succ?
s: fuck off

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that's it
that's their entire relationship

now leave me alone so i can reply omg

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FINE GOD
i'm making his album rn ahahaja

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I REPLIED AND NOW I'M GONNA WORK ON HER ALBUM YEET