quote me on it

[nicotine,]

MAGIC DOG YEARS ARE JUST A CONSTRUCT MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT TO SELL MAGICIAN HATS

i looked up falsies and
a) falsies are fake boobs
b) falsies is a mascara line by maybelline (which i think i have seen)
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me too, i gave up on music after the 80s with a few exceptions

i always wanted grandparents who supported trump
she was cool and now she's evolved into an alien conspiracist and meme
fun fact: my dog is her favorite child which i 100% agree with

the guys on the bachelorette are idiots and we're doing a squad

i am every1s worst nightmare

EVERYTHING IS A CONSTRUCT MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT

ghoahdfhd i've never ever heard anyone use falsies in the context of bra padding ever
dont trust the internet

there's scientific evidence that music is getting worse as time goes on
i mean its true

that makes her even cooler
that's the same with me and my mom, accept it's the cat

ur the cricket right

[woodsy]

I KNOW
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHY THE GOVERNMENT CONSTRUCTED MILK

that's literally the definition in the dictionary and all over the internet but okay
my point is, they're not fake eyelashes

cough
shade
cough

yep, i'm glad you caught on
our cat doesn't love her so she's out of luck there

yes, that's me, your neighborhood cricket
want an autograph?

[dame]

y'all stfu I kept it clean, kept the posts in for six weeks and they closed up a yEAR AFTER I GOT THEM PIERCED maybe longer idk
it's so dumb

[woodsy]

ugh
so rude
i thought you didn't like being mean

[nicotine,]

HM
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT CONSTRUCT MILK

im talKinG aBOut diFFEreNT OneS

it took me like three tries to spell height

im always throwing shade

my cat hates everyone and my mom worships the ground she walks on

i hate bugs sorry

y'all stfu

>.>

[woodsy]

look at my new aesthetic
it's so pretty
/ twirls around

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
oh wait, sorry, nvm
BC THEY WANTED PEOPLE TO BUY MORE COWS

but you agreed when i said that they're fake eyelashes, but it's not fake eyelashes, it's mascara?
why did i just pronounce mascara in my head w/ a british accent

bastet the cat goddess
your cat sounds like who i am attempting to be


THIS IS A HaTe cRimE

[nicotine,]

i don't see mickey anywhere so i win

ugh i meanttt
the company my sister uses calls them that
i don't know the company tho

NOW I FEEL STUPID I AM EDITING THAT MSG

my cat is me
surprise binch

GoOd

[woodsy]

do not trust the internet

tfw your dad is actually every parent in the 90s and early 2000s ever

oh, you're right, fuck
at least i get a participation award

wow, i love how i am supposed to know one company that neither you nor the internet remembers the name of
how convenient

don't feel stupid
you are the smartest

sacre bleu
i feel cheated

bAd?

[woodsy]

those lonely frog nights

like most things, this is best w/o context

[dame]

your new aesthetic is v nice I approve

oK LISTEN
that's meant to be more teasing than mean
and the "it's so dumb" referred to my holes closing, not you guys
y'all are perf