bitch liquor / p plotting

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sanjana probably records some of it and sends it to her mom with the caption "smh white people are wILD"

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djdksdjd
okay but also his extended family is big,,,, he doesn't know a lot of his mother's side but his dad's side in france is giant and he has no clue why (they're all hoes)

so imagine them all speaking french and she's just there like "uhhhhh babe what are you saying" and he's like "oh we're talking about you"

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yooo that would freak her out so bad like she knows they're talking about her but she doesn't know if it's good or bad and she gets so nervous about it oml

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idjfjrf yes
afterwards she's like "tell me every detail of what you said about me"

also??? the sass during his concerts are too much i can't handle him he's so dramatic

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he's so dramatic and sanjana loves it like she always throws his concerts on snap bc he's always so extra oml

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a fan: TAKE UR SHIRT OFF
keland: i'm only one drink in and that's very rude of you.......so the answer is maybe

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lmao same keland

ok yeah i swear i'm about to reply to the thread i'm just not feeling it rn bc i'm watching my baby cousins (which i didn't volunteer for) atm so yeah it'll be a minute

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it's okay!!!!
i'm at savers rn hahaah

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ok i'm honestly still laughing at keland bc sanjana curved him and keland just sat there like

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oh yeah and i updated sanjan's headcanons :-)