the flirtlands is back || shipping thread yo yo

[dannychan]

i feel like he totally ends up being like hoshi from american dad and just
"i hate u all"
"ur right we should kill someon"
"i literally never said that"

[DYLAN,]

i can imagine charlie and ambrose arguing in italian all the time and everyone rolling their eyes like "here they go again" bc what are they arguing about?? world domination?? their favorite flavors of soup?? who knows

[dannychan]

their favorite flavors of soup?? who knows

m e

[Beatles.]

char and amb: arguing in italian and throwing things
everyone: oh my gosh what can it possibly be about
char: CHICKEN NOODLE
amb: nO FUCK U IT'S ALL ABOUT FRENCH ONION
char: IF U LIKE IT SO MUCH THEN WHY DON'T U GO LIVE IN FRANCE

[dannychan]

mar: *clears her throat*
mar: wrong.
charlie: what
mar: beef.
charlie and ambrose: OH HELL NAH

[ambrose m.]

ths is golden

[dannychan]

BUT IF CHARLIE SAID THAT COMMENT ABOUT GOING TO FRANCE SHED JUST LIKE STARE AT HIM
AND HED KNOW TO
RUN
HIS
ASS
AW A Y

[Beatles.]

char: *presents marg with a cake*
sorry for invading ur country in wwii

[dannychan]

i'm crying that's so pure
but mar isn't technically french
she's frenchcanadian

[charlie luciano]

"""frenchcanadian"""