bitch liquor / p plotting

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s: i hate keland's music
s, three months later: I LOVE KELAND BONAIRE-EDWARDS MUSIC SKGKDDK

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s: man turn this wack shit off
s, three months later: probably screaming the lyrics to every song on his album right now as we speak

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FKDCIFKD true

god he's so cute what the hell

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honestly i'm just glad he cut his hair bc it was getting Bad

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TRUE
i was digging it at first but then i was like......there's a good length and a Not Good Length

hc: sanjana forces him to cut his hair because it's too long
and she probably cuts it for him

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exactly!!
like it was cute for a few months but then it started to make him look like a homeless man in gucci suits and i was just like yeah bro it's time to cut that shit

hc: she cuts his hair and does a terrible job bc he kept moving around trying to flirt with her

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okay but this gif

interviewer (we all know it's probably james corden): so can we talk about french lessons for a second??
k: that face
crowd: Shook

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girl yES to all of that tbh

hc: literally every interviewer brings up french lessons bc how could they not?? it's such a Hoe Songâ„¢ and the world just wants to know why they even decided that would be a good thing to actually release

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both of them dodge the question every time
french lessons is A Dirty Mystery to all

also there's gonna be so many tattoos dedicated to sanjana omg

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honestly it's for the best
no one needs to hear about that filthy song
but tbh it would totally become one of those songs that everyone wants to get laid to

aaa i can't wait!!