ROSS KEEPS NAMING THE SAVES STUPID SHIT - private

[dannychan]

he hesitated. "arin, calm down! let us explain, ok?"

[peridot.]

Ross was basically hiding in Dan's shoulder, curled up underneath the blanket and hiding most of himself. Arin took a deep breath and said, biting his lip, "Alright, alright..."

[dannychan]

he sighed. "ross isn't actually married and.. this is a seriously new development. uh.." he explained further, growing a bit quieter. "but you can't say anything to the fans yet, ok?"

[peridot.]

"Me and Holly are only married for my green card. She has a girlfriend." Ross explained when Arin looked at him questioningly, and Arin seemed thoughtful for a moment before saying, letting out a little groan, "Oh man, seriously? Can you imagine how entertaining it would be to announce that our one bachelor has been taken and it's by none otherthan Ross?" He then said, sighing and smiling a bit, "But... don't worry guys, I won't tell."

[dannychan]

he smiled slightly. "thanks, arin."

[peridot.]

He nodded and said, smiling a little, "Yeah, no problem man. But seriously, you've gotta promise me that when you guys are ready we can announce it on Game Grumps, because that'd be seriously sweet."

[dannychan]

he smiled slightly. "there's one problem. what about rosses green card?"

[peridot.]

"Ah, shit, I forgot about that." Arin said, sighing and scratching the back of his neck. Ross made a little noise, glancing down, "Yeah. Unless me and Danny got fucking married, we couldn't really announce it without people being on my ass."

[dannychan]

he hummed softly, looking over ross. "well, i wouldn't mind that, when the time comes that we want to come out.."

[peridot.]

Ross made a soft noise and bolted back under the covers, sitting up as well and holding the blanket close. Arin was staring in shock at the two of them, and he said, quickly putting everything together, "Oh my God, you guys fucked on the grump couch. You guys fucked on the grump couch! I don't even... you guys are gay? Ross, you're married!"