#TRAUMATHREESOME — private plotting

[south]

oh god

honestly i love them

[julian.]

im so excited omgomg

michaelis and saint being the two dads taking care of their man-eating lawnmower son, julian

[Wafture]

"the two days"
"the two days"
"the two days"
"the two d a y s"

when u wanna say gay but ur computer censors u
time to whip out the signs and protest this aBUSE

but lmao michaelis is the cool mom from mean girls, im callin it

[julian.]

LEAVE ME AND MY ILLITERATE ASS ALONE

omfg yes

[Wafture]

just dudes being bros
just two grown men adopting another grown man

#nohomo

[julian.]

no homo, homes

[south]

saint? gay? nooooo
no of COURSE not

he’s honestly not even sure of his sexuality
but he’s gay 11/10 he just.. hasn’t realized it just yet
he had a wife n kids so he was just like “lmao OBVIOUSLY i’m straight why would u even ask me that”
but now?? surrounded by THEM??
he’s.. well he’s gonna get a surprise soon

[julian.]

((^: yes, join us saint
join us to the dark side

[south]

u bet ur ass he WILL

[Wafture]

"THEM??"

[spoiler= first up, we have: jaws][/spoiler]

[spoiler= arguably 10x hotter: chad][/spoiler]

next up on the bachelor