(12-17-2017, 03:12 AM)MICHAELIS AL. link Wrote:[align=center][div style=" background-color: transparent; border: 0px solid black; width: 470px; min-height: 8px; font-family:; line-height: 1; text-align: justify; color: black; padding: 20px"]YES
god we should honestly make that a thing..
just each month we have a new au to fuck around with
honestly michaelis would write some fucked up fanfiction
and by that i mean, he would write this:
It all began at the end of summer, when school started... my name is Michaelis and I'm pretty gay... I bit my lip awkwardly as I arrived at the school in my shitty pickup truck, holding my books close to my chest as I walked to the school. Suddenly, I saw my childhood friend, Marine. She looked at my coldly. I looked back, innocent, my eyes wide. I have very pretty eyes. Like bambi, when he was a child and before his mom got killed by that hunter. "Michaelis." Marine said. She was a stone goddess. She made me shiver with fear - I backed up a step as she dismounted her motorcycle and strode over. "You're a fucking idiot. Do you want to hang out after school?" she was so confident. And so mean. But it was also so hot? "Oh... okay, yeah, sure..."
It was first period and I had chemistry. I didn't have many people in this class that I knew, so I sat alone, and then suddenly this hipster looking guy sat next to me and we began our assignment together. It was weird. He was weird. But there was no denying the attraction that passed through us as we sat, and our eyes met occasionally, and then our hands touched as he was handling the tube, and I lost it a little. I bit my lip. "My name's, uh, Michaelis." he looked at me. Unlike Marine, he wasn't cold and detached, but he wasn't warm and friendly, either. He fidgeted. "Saint." I nodded. What an odd name. "Hey... wanna [b]FUCK?"[/b]
He barely hesitated. "In the dumpster behind the school during lunch. Be there. My dog will watch for peeping toms."
God...
that's so fucking hot.
this doesn't get to not be saved
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Quote:Felix - Today at 2:45 PM
i
love
being admin
of this chat
:}
Pyre - Today at 2:52 PM
you changed the pic
Felix - Today at 2:52 PM
:}}}}}}}}
darwin - Today at 2:52 PM
why is adam lambert the profile picture
Pyre - Today at 2:52 PM
bc Fe is admin
Felix - Today at 2:53 PM
h e h
darwin - Today at 2:53 PM
can we vote to kick him
Felix - Today at 2:53 PM
no
sorry
darwin - Today at 2:53 PM
sniffs
Felix - Today at 2:53 PM
my vote = 69 votes
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smh @ felix
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Quote:bleh gotta go do chores now cya later
Felix - Today at 11:31 AM
BYE
im trying to do chores
im just cleaNING MY ROOM THO SO I KEEEP COMIN BACK
jaws - Today at 11:32 AM
is everyone doing chores i
Felix - Today at 11:32 AM
its 2:30 for me
so its perfect Chore time
Pyre - Today at 11:32 AM
I gotta unload the dishwasher and fold laundry
tis 11:30 for me
jaws - Today at 11:32 AM
19:30 here
Pyre - Today at 11:33 AM
fnuck what's that in. not military time like 7:30 or smth?
jaws - Today at 11:33 AM
yeah, 7:30
Felix - Today at 11:33 AM
gntjkgnjg
Pyre - Today at 11:34 AM
how's the future?
Felix - Today at 11:34 AM
Great
jaws - Today at 11:34 AM
amazing
Pyre - Today at 11:34 AM
hey since you're in the future can you tell me that if I don't do my chores the world is gonna end
Felix - Today at 11:34 AM
yes
it is
jaws - Today at 11:34 AM
the world is definitely gonna end
Pyre - Today at 11:34 AM
fUCK
Felix - Today at 11:34 AM
its terrible
Pyre - Today at 11:35 AM
ok I'm going now
Felix - Today at 11:35 AM
this plac is crumbling around my cleaning
jaws - Today at 11:35 AM
the entire universe's existence hinges on you doing chores
NEW MESSAGES
jaws - Today at 11:35 AM
i can see the great darkness
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Quote:eskie - Today at 12:24 PM
i think bonesaw is a lil
jaws - Today at 12:25 PM
those weird sugar pills
im giggling he just pulls out a bonesaw
eskie - Today at 12:25 PM
lil Much
my characters would scream and flee
jaws - Today at 12:25 PM
"you have a papercut?" produces bonesaw
eskie - Today at 12:25 PM
AHAJKSKS
Pyre - Today at 12:25 PM
"you have a minor headache? That arm has got to go"
eskie - Today at 12:25 PM
i hate y’all
Quote:Pyre - Today at 12:26 PM
Alloy's medic char in ND has cayenne pepper for. I think slowing down bleeding or smth
eskie - Today at 12:26 PM
ew
jaws - Today at 12:26 PM
yeah he'll have some other stuff as well i just meant Obvious Medical Supplies
eskie - Today at 12:26 PM
let me season ur wound real quick
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Quote:Pyre - Today at 1:12 PM
Gray: I say why you suck almost every time I talk to you how do you still not know
viv - Today at 1:12 PM
Joh: I
Joh: I guesss I know
Pyre - Today at 1:13 PM
Gray: ... you don't suck as much as you used to, ig
viv - Today at 1:13 PM
Joh: okay
Joh: you don't really suck unless you're lying about your age to get drunk which is dumb
Pyre - Today at 1:14 PM
Gray: wow fucking finally
Gray: I mean weak
viv - Today at 1:14 PM
Joh: what
Pyre - Today at 1:14 PM
Gray: but it's something
viv - Today at 1:14 PM
Joh: finally what
Joh: what
Pyre - Today at 1:14 PM
Gray: you're giving me shit. not really. it's more like a fart
viv - Today at 1:14 PM
i love playing a guy whos even more clueless than i am
Joh: stares
Pyre - Today at 1:15 PM
I was about to say I have fun playing a char that's more clever than I am but. I reread the last thing I typed
[member=8]firebird[/member] I get so much life from these too this has added like 3 years to my life expectancy
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ME TOO
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(01-23-2018, 03:06 AM)firebird link Wrote: shower me with dicks [member=8]firebird[/member] naughty naughty
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