shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

OH WH O O PS

the day that montage actually exists is the day i die happy
peter running over to benjamin with a thing of scotch tape "THIS IS THE ONLY TAOE I COULD FIND"
i have 5 now too lmao

I FORGOT IT WAS 2018
it w as
we had a fuckin record amount of hurricanes on average per day thats frickin terrifying ok

[BORZOI]

same though
"GO FIND BETTER TAPE"
me, still with 5 to reply to, the time slowly continuing to move toward 1 am: nervous sweating

SAME FOR A SEC TBH
you know the fact that my town actually got hit by harvey still makes me shook

[Shadow]

"BENJAMIN IT IS THE APOCALYPSE WE DONT HAVE BETTER TAPE IM SORRY IM TRYING MY BEST"
omg grea thats,,,relatable asf

THE NEXT 3 MOMTHS ARE ALL GOING TO BE 2017 TO ME THOUGH
oh boy is everything okay there tho
harvey was a big frickin deal

[BORZOI]

"TRY H AR DE R"
IM STILL IN THE SAME POSITION,,,,

fuck same as f uc k
ye!!! we have a fence (finally) and the trees are growing back and everything is clean and fine and dandy around here
the signs are still obliterated tho oopsies

[Shadow]

SCREECHING NOISES FROM PETER
W O W IVE GOT 3 LEFT AND 2 ARE WITH BENJAMIN

oh good! glad it's not like,,,a wasteland or smth
well good
except for rhose signs the poor siGNS

[BORZOI]

can i just say that screeching noises from peter is my aesthetic
O WOW I SHOULD PROBABLY START POSTING ALL OF THEM ARE RANDOM PEOPLE THO

yeah idk about places like rockport tho
that place was hit BAD
and eee still spooks me that the eyewall was coming right at my town and then just casually turned off it like?? heck
MOOD
the poor mcdonalds sign...........

[Shadow]

and benjamin bumping into things is mine
YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD
IM ABOUT TO GO POST IN THE THREADS I NEED TO DO

ah im glad im wayy in the middle of the continent ngl all i have to deal with is constant tornadoes in spring + autumn which is much better than a gigantic waTER STORM
your town is blessed dont be spooked be thankful that your town has been blessed by the anti-hurricane gods
NO
LET MCDONALDS FALL
THERE WILL BE NO MORE MIGHTY KINGDOM FOR YOU, RONALD MCDONALD
YOU CREEPY ASS CLOWN FACE MOTHERFUCKER

[BORZOI]

benjamin yells at objects he bumps into
benjamin: runs into table
benjamin: god just kiLL YOURSELF
NOPE IM TOO LAZY I'D MUCH RATHER CHAT A LOT AND SAVE THOSE FOR TOMORROW

tornados are so sCARY THO
ive never been in one but they cause more concentrated destruction and akjfshkjsh spook
im veRY THANKFUL esp bc my cats + dad stayed home sobs
I ACTUALLY HATE MCDONALDS SO SAME

[Shadow]

benjamin is me except i can actually see but i still bump into furniture and then yell at it like an old man
OKAY THEN IM GOING TO GO DO A FEW QUICK REPLIES ALL
BY
MYSELF

nah not really
kansans literally stand outside and watch the tornado until its right over us and tHEN we go insidE
WELL ITS GOOD IT DIDNT HIT THEN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN RLLY RLLY BAD
YEAH WE CAN BE THE ANTI-MCDONALDS CLUB

[BORZOI]

same tbfh
OK GOOD
it's 2 am and i have school tomorrow you think i have time to post
im shook you're still awake i thought clearly you would have died by now unless youre still on break
bc My Break Ended Monday And Now Im Making Bad Life Choices In The Name Of Gay Shipsâ„¢

JESUS
yall are insane
YEAH EXACTLY,,,,
YES ! FINALLY SOMEONE HATES MCDONALDS AS MUCH AS I DO