shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

AN HOUR NAP JUST MADE ME MORE TIRED CRIES
what games do you play on it? like, what games are you into?

Benjaminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
peter will be his support
even if Peter is about as helpful as a limp middle he’s still supportive

New concept: Benjamin and Peter awkwardly waving to everyone who shows up at the lodge

[BORZOI]

OH NO
asjkhskajh im so sorry for you i've had that happen to me too </3
i just have pokken tournament rn :0 but i just finished it this period lmfao so i'm probably gonna get mario cart 8 deluxe next ?? i think
oR ZELDA
zelda is cool

they both try ok
the effort is what counts

RIGHT?? RIGHT
awkward waving club
benjamin's going to race his ass to the door next time he's not playing

[Shadow]

ppfftstt I shall survive though
somehow I will live
oohhhhh ddduuuudddeeeee zeldaaaaaaaa go for zeldaaaaaa

e for effort
egg
elephant
eggplant

the AWC consists of two members and that’s these two
Peter and Benjamin race to meet every new person at the door like a couple of childrEN

[BORZOI]

yes pls live
Yeah I think I will :000

extra
everyone
elk

yes
They shove and trip over each other and then swing open the door to find a dead person and Peter shrieks and Benjamin doesn't know what's going on but he shrieks too

[Shadow]

it takes more than a nap to kill me
yisss tell me what it’s like if you do

egregious
exactly
extravagant
extraneous

then the awkward waving club becomes the shrieking club
that’s very accurate tho that would actually be Peter’s Reaction in that situation
just...unintelligible shrieking

[BORZOI]

good
and ye I will!!

............eat pant

AWC (awkward waving club) has graduated to PSC (panicked shrieking club)
Benjamin freaks out if other people freak out because he doesn't know what's going on
If someone were to scream randomly for no reason other than to make him scared it would work

[Shadow]

good
you betteR

sobs why

wonder what it’ll graduate to next <

Benjamin is relatable af
Like he’s lonely, he’s tired, he gets frightened if someone acreams
and he’s Trying His Best

[BORZOI]

I wILL

because >:0

probably UTC (uncomfortable teenager club)

Benjamin is so relatable
He's suffering but he's trying his best :')

[Shadow]

goOD

>:^|
e is not for eat
there will be no eating in our good Christian chat

yep that’s hella true
AWC, PSC, and UTC

That’s what makes him great

[BORZOI]

I'm sorry to tell you but you must eat to survive shadow

good club names tbfh

stop
all of you do this to me