shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

Too Late
fdshsgxyds they're so hip
ok but peter is super ticklish too i now want tickl fights to be part of their daily routine >:{}
well that makes sense ig
OMG

peter is jus sad
but by march he should be better for the msot part so there's tha t
he'll just huddle with ben until then

oml pls have ben wrestle with jairo at some point jairo loves wrestling
I KNOW ITS ADORABLE
yeah
you smile at a dof and their tail just start wagging a mile a minute lmao

[BORZOI]

NO
theyre both very hip
AW yes that should happen
tbfh theyre like children
YES

poor peter
hes too good to be Damaged
thats good though ben will be There

he wILL
ikr its so adorable i love dogs sm

[Shadow]

HA
very much so
they ARE like children but like
gay children

nuh uh hes not
but he will try to be happy for ben yknow
"Are you crying, peter?"
"No..."
"im blind not deAF"

dogs are my one and only love tbfh
and thats why all of my characters love dogs sadly

[BORZOI]

theyre gay children
Young Adults Tryna Make A Livingâ„¢

hisses
awwww poor son
ben would try to cheer him up with jokes and physically trying to force him into laughing smh

dogs are pure
all my characters just like animals bc people who dont like animals make me depressed

[Shadow]

this is deadass them
just "idk wtf im even supposed to do with this vegetable bUT"

shrieks
its way too easy to make peter laugh
like he was in the middle of a breakdown and manwë called him "dude" and he burst out laughing and calmed down
so i bet ben would have an even easier time

you bet they are
yesss people who dont like animals make me wonder why those kind of people exist

[BORZOI]

OMG TRUE THOUGH?
"i think.........you eat it peter"

ben would like making him laugh
repeatedly
considering he has multiple jokes up his sleeve and also peter is weak to being tickled so watch out we got mr magic fingers over here

same ? ? ? theyre so nice How

[Shadow]

"Why the fuck would you eat it benjamin"
"look at it its all gross and hard and weird"
"How do you eveneat this"

Mr. Magic Fingers oml
Peter would be laughing so hard hed be crying but hed definitely forget abiut the Shit bc hed be focused on payBACK FOR THR TICKLING

ikR

[BORZOI]

"youre supposed to......COOK it"

AW pfft ben would be struggling
"STOP STOP I GIVE UP"
"it's only been 2 seconds—"
"I GIVE UPPPP"

[Shadow]

"What the shit how does that help"

peter would be the one to full-on holler uncle tho just
"UNCLE! UNCLE! I SURRENDER! PLEASE"
they'd both be laughing so hard just...collapsed like draped over each other lmao

can i just say that drunk modern au! peter is an asshole

Ok it is 1:30 i need some sleep goodnight grea

[BORZOI]

kjashfkjasf

awww that's so cute

YEAH he is i noticed i
benjamin just needs to get a few drinks in him and then he'd be ready to make mistakes

nighttt
also sorry if i started to die at some point i got so sad suddenly + tired as all hell and i was struggling to respond egh