shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

Oh boy
That reminds me of the song Run Dry by Patrick Stump
Peter is always ready to drink and make mistakes

that’s fine!! I got really tired too, and tonight I’m going to bed at 9 to try and catch up on some sleep

[BORZOI]

ben usually doesn't drink because it's dangerous for him to be in an altered state while being blind but if he was pressured you can bet he'd drink
He really doesn't want to be lame at a party

Ooh neat
Yes pls get some sleep

Also this morning my car was covered in ice and I got so salty

[Shadow]

well yeah the blind guy drunk would not be a good idea at all that’s very true but peter’s A Lightweight so he’s drunk off his ass rn and ready to lay on the peer pressure

well salt melts ice so that’s great

OMG have you seen The Greatest Showman?? It’s rlly fricking good and the entire soundtrack is stuck in my head

[BORZOI]

: ) good he's going to make mistakes

HAH

no I haven't :0 what is it??

+ continuing that chat whoops
YEAH CONSIDERING THEY HAVE TO PUT GAS BEHIND HIS EYES? ew
his eyes would look Really Gross for a while and he'd need medication and god he'd look DISGUSTINg but when they finally gave the ok to open his eyes he would be really overwhelmed by the colors
he'd keep telling Peter about the things he'd be seeing
"look at your hair on my god"
"holy shit it's green around here"
"LOOK AT YOUR DOG"
"holy fuck snow is bright"
"WHAT IS THAT?? A YAK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A YAK I THOUGHT THIS THING WAS A COW?"
"you're blushing oh my god"
"why was I never told about this cute nose freckle"

[Shadow]

oh boy
and Kelly told Peter not to hook up with a random guy again haha

I AM A FUNNY

it’s a musical that just came out in theaters and it’s about P.T. Barnum and his circus and how it got started and stuff? Well, it’s not the exact story but it’s inspired by P.T. Barnum’s imagination
And the soundtrack is A-fucking-plus

THAT’S HECKIN GROSS AND WEIRD
TIME FOR PETER TO BE SUPPORTIVE
Peter would compliment him so much during the time he looked gross he’d be like “you look cute today”
“no peter I look gross”
“nuh uh you always look cute”
Peter would just laugh through all of ben’s talking bc he’d be just so happy for him like
“my hair’s not THAT good man”
“yeah it iS LOOK AT THIS”
“Jairo’s adorable,what did I tell you?”
“yeah bud snow is surprisingly bright”
“Yeah that’s a yak but idk how it got here I don’t know if anybody really does”
“i’m Not Blushing”
“what freckle” all followed by frickin literal giggleS
and Peter would like also be trying to drag Ben around to show him random things like the goats or the mural or his jacket or just the random little flowers outside
because Peter doesn’t know that Benjamin has actually seen things like those before lmfao
and he’d be embarrassed at the raised painting bc the colors on it are like all ugly browns bc he was focused more on the actual ridges of it more than colors

[BORZOI]

kelly you should have tried harder

YOU ARE

oooh that sounds interesting !!! I'll give it a listen soon :000

ITS REALLY GROSS
he would love support sgskdgsjhs
AAA THAT WOJLD BE CUTE HED BE SO EMBARRASSED
hdajrajafakfs Benjamin would be 100% excited about seeing anything it literally wouldn't matter if he's seen it before
HE WOULDNT CARE
he'd still love it sm he'd touch it all the time just because

[Shadow]

kelly tried her hardest but she got distracted by another gay
all of them are gay

I AM

mmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm you should you should bc I’m obsessed

YEAH EYE STUFF IS ALL GROSS TO ME
and Peter would love giving support
AHAHAHA GOOD PETER LOVES EMBARRASSING HIM
frickin he c k these two will be the death of me I swear

[BORZOI]

They really are all gay
Clearly humanity crashed and burned and all the straights died

Yeeees I shall check it out

SAME
Peter is such a good boy I just hdafksktsekrzgxkgckd
Same asf

Also I have an idea
do you want me to list dumb romantic shit benjamin does that's entirely based off of what I see couples their age doing at my school bc I'm forming a list

[Shadow]

That’s accurate tho
No one in TNW is straight

Peter?? Good boy?? No heckun way have you met him
He literally non-consensually kissed Benjamin twice

plspls do that
ple a s e

[BORZOI]

Zero straights
Zilch

NO he's still a good boy
I'll fite you
Benjamin thinks he's cute and fun

ok here I go
- Benjamin randomly touching and squishing Peter's face
- both of them giving each other brief kisses every 2 seconds
- playful shoving
- Peter randomly tickling Benjamin and Benjamin giggling and trying to escape but failing
- walking together everywhere while holding hands
- Benjamin resting his head on Peter's shoulder and vice versa
- casually making out against a wall literally without giving a shit that people are all around them
- Benjamin rambling about Peter and Peter rambling about Benjamin
- messing with each other's hair when bored
- playing with each other's hands
- kicking each other while sitting at a table
- hugs every time one of them has to leave
- laying all over one another when sitting together
- Benjamin being shy about their relationship at first and then getting progressively excited and yelling at everyone about his stupid bf
- Benjamin tugging at Peter's shirt to get his attention
- Benjamin getting tired and falling asleep and Peter torn between sleeping next to him even though he's not tired or walking him up because he wants to talk to him

I'm laughing bc most of this was from me observing one single couple in my class rn