shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

"how the hell did you even do that you dork"

IDK I JUST SIT IN WARM WATER WHILE CHILLING ON MY PHONE
it's bc when I'm cold or cramping I just sit in the warmth
I hope you get the courage too!!

[Shadow]

"i don't know ben jusT PLEASE HELP"

I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THAT SMH
i take 10-minute showers bc i dont have time ever
yeyee

[BORZOI]

"F I N E JESUS CHRIST"

stkskfsktskd I don't have patience but I do have an affinity for being warm
I take like hour long showers sweats

[Shadow]

"HU R R Y I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEN"

my mom gets pissed if i take showers longer than 30 minutes
but i listen to music to make sure i get out after 3 songs (10 mins)

[BORZOI]

"it's not like youre going to rot away in here oh my god even if you were stuck in here i would at least feed you periodically"

what is your mom's prOBLEM
i want to Fight

[Shadow]

omFG I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT FFS
"oh wow thanks now come get the keys they're too far away for me to rea c h"
and then just a sequence of ben trying to find the keys but like,,,kicking them away and then continuing to do that

idfk
she's just a bitch lmao
do it

[BORZOI]

GOOD
"i dont even know where they are why could you not ask someone eLSE"
PRETTY MUCh,,

punches her
and anyone else who is a dick to you

[Shadow]

"this is embarrassing benjamin pls"

you're punching half of my entire family then

[BORZOI]

"it's your own fault how did you even DO this"

i will punch half of your entire family if i have to punch half of your entire family

[Shadow]

"i don'T KNOW"

okay then
i mean
my uncle is a burly 6'6 man but okay