shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[BORZOI]

"jesus christ THERE youre free you dumbass now dont do that aGAIN"

im a twig dog and i will beat him up

[Shadow]

peter would like throw himself at ben and act like he was so sad and dying or smth

pls do

[BORZOI]

Benjamin would be eternally rolling his eyes but he'd still hug him just cause he's cute

beats everyone up w my twig legs

[Shadow]

peter would be all "my hero" and like try to flop into ben's arms
but ben wouldn't see him to be able to catch him so he'd just end up on the ground
that makes me think of trustfalls omFG

your twig legs are my favorite

[BORZOI]

HE WOULD FEEL HORRIBLE IF HE HEARD HIM HIT THE GROUND IM CRYING
"peTER ARE YOU OKAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT"

good
otherwise they would beat u up

[Shadow]

OMG PETER WOULD JUST BE CACKLING HYSTERICALLY
"yeah i'm,,,i'm fine,,ohmygod my stomach hurts"

no i couldnt be beaten up by twig legs please

[BORZOI]

"ARE YOU SURE?? THAT IS CONCRETE"

weakly lifts the twigs

[Shadow]

"I'M FINE BENNNNN"
he'd be so absolutely amused by the entire situation

pats the twigs

[BORZOI]

"AR E Y OU S UR E? ? ?? ?"
Ben would nOT
He probably fawns over peter endlessly when he gets hurt

yells

[BORZOI]

egg