shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

Does that mean I call you Human now

SORRY IT HAS TO HAPPEN
oh boy benjamin good luck
/cries

[BORZOI]

no you call me "dog"
clearly i am dog

NOOO my boy
i'm forcing myself to reply to other things before i reply to your thread askjhkj I'LL POST THERE SOOn

also sidenote benjamin might one day gay wrestle with peter
aka this
https://youtu.be/vkvTpmQ7M48
https://youtu.be/In7FBG6rPw0
win is teaching him jujitsu im crying look how gay this sport is

[Shadow]

Oh ok dog
That’s good w me

YESS my boy
good go reply to other things that’s what I’m doing don’t even worry about iT

omg if Benjamin actually did that with Peter he would never hear the end of it
“Benjamin this is gay”
“this isn’t a sport Ben you just want to straddle me”
“Hey Ben do you want to gay wrestle again sometime”
“I’ll gay wrestle you anytime you want, bento”
“PETER PLEASE—“
tho Peter would be pinned so easily lmao
he wouldn’t even be able to put up a fight

[BORZOI]

yes i am dog
b o r k

mY BoYyyYYYyYYyYy
i always have muse for benjabitch i just gotta set my priorities straight and reply to peter last eVEN THO I WANT TO REPLY TO HIM SO BAD EVERY TIME

askhaskjhAKJSFHSKA
internally:
"i know it's gay"
"maybe i do want to straddle you"
"i want to gay wrestle with you all the time"
"good because it's time to gay wrestle"
externally: "pEtEr ShUt uP"
benjamin is good at pinning
and wrestling people into submission
he's so excited he can do something even though it's gay and also he has to gay wrestle with win to actually learn it

[Shadow]

dont yuo bork at me

sOrRyYyYyYyY
same
ok ignore this but ive got to
1) reply to that meeting before anyone else doES
2) reply to the self defense thread
3) reply ton5,000 private threads
4) make that thread where peter goes on a longer jog and comes back all sweaty and exhausted and flops onto the couch or smth
5) make that thread where peter starts singing along to his music and makes a fool of himself
6) make that thread


Benjamin needs to assert his dominance over peter somehow and if thats the way then so be it
This week on Peter & Ben's Fucking Insane Love Life: bringing jujitsu into the bedroom!
omg he has to do it with win lmfao thats gotta be at least somewhat awkward

[BORZOI]

...woof

wow i relate to that to do list
especially number 6
"make that thread" thats it
also peter is a fuckign dork

kjshfskajHFKJAh true
AAAAA "what the fuck is this" "a way to bREAK YOUR ARMS" "bEnJaMiN"
its so fucking awkward but benjamin giggles the entire way through because he's fucking nERVOUS

[Shadow]

don’t yOU WOOF

I got distracted and didn’t feel like writing any more on that list whoops
but yeah that’s pretty much Peter yep

I’m sorry but I can just imagine win trying to be serious and teach this stuff to Ben and Ben just giggling and shit that’s greAT

[BORZOI]

THATS TAKING AWAY MY PERSONAL WOOF RIGHTS AND I DONT APPRECIATE IT.

askjhsjka same
i love him pls
hes benjamins dork ok

THATS EXACTLY HOW IT WAS
benjamin: i
win: what
benjamin: im sorry but am i straddling you because this is NOT what i signed up for

[Shadow]

HA TAKE THAT
OH WAIT IM THE ONE TAKING YOUR RIGHTS
AJANHAHAHA

oh wow grea
that’s pretty gay don’t you think

I love that visual I’m sorry but I’m cackling

[BORZOI]

SHHGHSAKGHSJ
DICK

yes thats pretty gay thats the POINT

same tbfh im crying