shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

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:C
NO PLS
do you know how much benjamin would be crying if peter was actually dying
he wouldnt be able to talk or breathe ngl he'd be crying so hard

look its a good song disregarding the memeage

[Shadow]

just kidding im never going to fucking die
SORRY
peter would probably be trying to crack stupid jokes but also kind of crying
"don't cry bento please, i'll haunt your ass if you cry"

are you sure about that

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! C:
STOP YOURE HURTING MY FEELINGS
benjamin would just be going "sh-shut up—shut the fuck up, you-you're going to be okay, you're—pe-peter, please..."
he'd be trying so hard to talk through violent sobs it'd be terrible sto P

im sURE OK

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i'll just ascend or some shit and claim to be the real god
N O
peter would just be like "you shut up too, bento. i want our last words to each other to be special."
and then he'd say he loved him or smth cheesy like that
he'd be like,,,lifting a hand to ben's cheek like a sappy death scene

I DONT THINK YOU ARE

ok i'm going to sleep now, have a good night !

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true
YES? STOP THIS?
god benjamin would hug him so hard and sob uncontrollably
he wouldn't be able to get anything out of his throat and he'd hate himself for it
he'd just keep going "n-no... no, no, nn—" he'd be so scared

I AM PLS

oh ok!! gnn!! ah shit i forgot to do my homework lmao rip me

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yeet
FINE FINE I WILL
i think peter would finally lose it when ben hugged him
hed finally just let himself start crying
"it really hurts, benny"

ah shit i forgot to do my homework lmao rip me

saME but i'll just do mine tomorrow instead of posting on bb
goodnight!

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HGHNNNNNN
BEN WOULD FEEL EVEN WORSE WHEN PETER STARTED CRYING
he'd start hyperventilating so hard
he'd be fucking COVERED in peter's blood from trying to stop it
OH GOD WHAT IF HE NEARLY DIED BUT LIKE. HE LIVED.
LIKE SOMEONE GOT THERE JUST IN TIME AND HE WAS IN CRITICAL CONDITION FOR A LONGASS TIME
and benjamin would just be collapsed against a wall covered in blood not letting anyone touch him or talk to him as he waited outside the door as people were trying to save him
he'd be in a constant state of panic

whoops i have math first period so : ) fuck
night !

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FVWERUIKBUB
THEN PETER WOULD FEEL BAD FOR CRYING BUT
THIS SITUATION CAN NEVER HAPPEN OK IS THAT A DEAL NEITHER OF THEM GETS TO DIE EVER
omg if peter nearly died he'd be messed up for a while
but he'd also have this obligation to throw himself into work and his relationship
he'd overwork himself a lot and then crash

oh boy
okay so that homework that i forgot isnt even duE UNTIL NEXT MONDAY DAMM

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THIS SITUATION IS NEVER HAPPENING
IT HURTS TOO MUCH
benjamin honestly would not leave him alone he'd keep checking with him to make sure he was Alive

as you know I have those exams so /WHIP /DAB
neither of us NEEDED to do the homework smh

also sidenote Jesus Christ I sit next to the teachers filling cabinet and she keeps putting shit in there and I'm so uncomfortable?? Please go away so I can write gay shit tyvm

sidenote sidenote: peter with heelies

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NEVER
NEVER NEVER
peter would appreciate that tbfh

yep thank god
stop dabbing you fiend

same but my teachers can see my screen at any time because of an app that lets them spy

omFG


also peter