shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

Peter gets up and grabs his hand and just “wanna go back down the building with me?”

oh yes
I will
Definitely

[BORZOI]

"...maybe sort of a little bit"

Goodâ„¢

[Shadow]

“Let’s go then”
And thus begins the climb down a ten story building with a blind man in tow
“Please don’t fall and die before I get to kiss you”
“Who said I was going to kiss you, you literally tried to rob me”
“plEASE”

[BORZOI]

KJSHKJD

"why did i agree to this"
"climbing down a building?"
"no going on a date with you"
"you just have good tastes"
"maybe that's true"

[Shadow]

“put your foot there” peter says as he gestures to a ledge
“WHERE I AM BLINDl
“Oh yeah...”
Peter would end up behind him or something trying to help him down without dying

[BORZOI]

eventually it just ends up as peter climbing down a building while benjamin death-grip clings to his back
"you're cHOKING ME"
"it's not my fault you decided this was a good idea"
"you're the one who said yes"
"i live on the edge"
"you say as you cling to me—"
"I LIVE ON THE EDGE"

[Shadow]

oh my gOD
“okay we’re at the bottom now can you get off of me”
“nah”
“really. you’re really going to make me carry you.”

[BORZOI]

"you're warm and my legs are tired"
"you didn't even climb very far"
"still tired"

[Shadow]

“...fine”
Peter would walk the whole way to some fancy restaurant and then just “okay we’re here you can get down now”

[BORZOI]

ben is just
"i still can't believe you tried to rob me one day and now i'm on a date with you the next day. this is so wrong"