shadow and grea ramble at each other for 2 years

[Shadow]

“You’re really weird. I like that about you.”
Peter would honestly be loving it
“I brought you to a restaurant for our date, at least I didn’t bring you on a robbery with me. Though that would’ve been really fun”

[BORZOI]

"oh shut up"
Ben would enjoy it even tho he'd be pretending he hated it (it'd be obvious he was pretending smfh)
"yeah that'd be a great idea, let's make someone who can't even walk through his own apartment without running into a wall sTEAL A TV"

[Shadow]

“I’m bringing you on a date and you tell me to shut up? rude.”
Peter would be all up on him all during the date trying to get kissed and pouting every time he got rejecteD
“Yeah that sounds pretty fun to me, except I’ve already got a TV”

[BORZOI]

Skshdkdhd these two are messes on dates
Eventually he'd let him kiss him though because he's gay smfh
Peter w like 5 stolen TVs in his room: "yeah I have a TV already"

Also another thought
Peter and Benjamin in a prank war

[Shadow]

they aRE
from sledding on lunch trays to this
good bc peter wouldn't let him go home without a kiss actually he would let him because even robber peter has morals and doesn't force people to kiss him
tbfh peter's house is full of random stuff he's stolen
he's got like 7 couches that he doesn't know what to do with

omfg peter is the king of pranks well, he's recently been somewhat dethroned by lorelai and burnabee but sTILL and he's totally got a ton of tricks up his sleeve
and benjamin's blindness would only help peter

[BORZOI]

fuckign honestly
dont let him go home without a kiss he's lonely and needs affection from random gay robbers
7 couches means creating a coUCH FORT

ben isn't someone who's decidedly GOOD at pranks but if peter pranked him he'd get him back somehow
he may be blind but that doesn't mean he can't fill peter's pillow with snow and put it on his bed just before peter decides to go to bed or something

[BORZOI]

DAILY REMINDER THAT YOURE GREAT AND ILY SHADOW

[Shadow]

"Random gay robber" is the best description of peter in that au tbfh
like
he sneaks into a guy's house then takes him on a date like whaT
but omfg peter would honestly be surprised if he got a kiss from ben that night lol
alSO COUCH FORT YES
smh theyre such children

Peter flops on his bed and just feels his freezing pillow that doesn't actually hold the weifht of his head and he's so fucking confused at first
or alternatively, peter is exhausted and doesn't even notice until he wakes up in the morning and his head is completely drenched all "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY NEW BEDHEAD"

YOURE TOO NICE TO ME ILY2 GREA YOURE EVEN GREATER
ALSO SINCE WHEN WAS THAT A DAILY REMINDER

[BORZOI]

its the best description of him at any point
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he would get one bc ben is Weak
they are dEFINITELY CHILDREN,,

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ben would be wheezing at him

HHHHHHHHHHH
IDFK OK
BUT YOURE GREAT. OK

[Shadow]

ben is weak but thats good because peter is a robber and he will steal one if he needs to
i can see peter making all kinds of theft puns on their date
"so does this mean i've stolen your heart?"
peter would be jumping up and down and building this really unsturdy couch fort it would be glorious

peter just glares at ben and runs at him

YEYJHGDFOBNTYMETNRSBD