WHAT A WAY TO LIVE / private

[dannychan]

he hummed. "technically i broke into your hut." he stated, looking to the page. "what makes it different for goldilocks?"

[peridot.]

"She's an innocent little girl who just wanted something to eat and a place to sleep.
You're not so innocent." He said, shaking his head and chuckling softly.

[dannychan]

he pouted and pulled the most innocent face he could. "who says i'm not innocent! i can be innocent!"

[peridot.]

"You're not innocent. You're a trickster and a joker, so hush~" He said, poking the other in the nose.

[dannychan]

he scrunched his nose and chuckled. "at least i face my punishments! goldilocks just ran! i take it like a man!" he said proudly and smirked.

[peridot.]

He blinked and said, raising an eyebrow, "I can't really blame Goldilocks for running. After all, it was three bears..."

[dannychan]

he smiled. "bear that also live in a house and eat mutton stew." he said. since it was an alternate universe, salem decided to change porridge to mutton stew because why not.

[peridot.]

"That doesn't mean they like humans, though. It just means they live in a house and eat mutton stew." He said, sticking his tongue out.

[dannychan]

he smirked. "can i break into someone's hut?" he asked.

[peridot.]

He blinked and paled a bit, shaking his head and saying softly, "No, no. You're not in a fairytale."