WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT / private

[dannychan]

he stared at them, and frowned. “tell me in a text friday. i want to know how long i have to ground peter.” he said- though the last part was sarcastic.

[peridot.]

Peter was blushing horribly, and after a moment Tony's phone buzzed with a message from Friday detailing everything Peter and Wade had done in his room.

[dannychan]

he red over it and paused for a long moment. “jesus, steve and i haven’t even done half of this!” he said, eyes wide. he sighed. “you know what? whatever. if you guys need then, i keep condoms in the bedside table in mine and steve’s room but if you guys are gonna do something unprotected, you both need to get tested.” he scolded.

[peridot.]

Peter made another flustered noise and squeaked, "They were all Wade's ideas!" That... Wasn't entirely true, but Peter was willing to throw his boyfriend under the bus for this. He then said, blushing, "And we'll use condoms, but can we please stop talking about this?"

[dannychan]

wade squawked. “oh please! i’m an innocent baby.” he huffed and pouted. tony stared at them both. “jesus.” he said.

[peridot.]

"Bullshit!" Peter squeaked, sticking his tongue out at his boyfriend. Friday's calm voice interrupted, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but Master Stark, would you like to hear the rest of the information about Mr. Wilson that I offered you yesterday?"

[dannychan]

he paused and thought a moment. “let me finish my food, friday, and then tell me.” he said and wade paused. “wait.. what?”

[peridot.]

Friday responded to Wade's confusion calmly, "The supers accord that you were requested to sign required extremely in depth background checks. That's where I got so much information on you. I have not yet informed Master Stark of your and Master Parker's history as Spiderman and Deadpool rather than Peter and Wade."

[dannychan]

tony frowned. “i made peter’s suit, friday.” he sighed, rubbing his forehead as he ate.

[peridot.]

Friday's voice chirped from the speakers, "They've done many things while you were both home. Peter has even let Wade-" Peter squawked, blushing as he glared upward, "Friday! Shut up!"