merry chrysler psyche haha its janurary // p chat

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stomps in here
broadens stance
what the FUCK is up beatles

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rawrs @ u

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eks dees u in the face

illumi is SO charlies bitch tho im cryin th at boy will kiss the ground charlie walks on

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DX

yes
charlie lives for this
his ego is inflated even more than it is smh

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dees eks

GKKF
charlies gonna explode from his ego
I lowkey wanna plot smthin between charlie and illumi but idk what besides illumi being charlies bih

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im laughing bc I just imagined charlie asking for what gilbert's life was like in the lodge to get info out of him and eventually gilbert gets to the badlands snd hes like "then this group called the badlands came and my sister called them long list of insults here" and HES TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS STILL WHERE HE IS

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OH HMMM
What if illumi got hurt trying to save Charlie or something lmfao
Charlie: DUDE YOUR ARM CAME OFF
Illumi: ‘tis only a scratch

O HM Y GOD
Charlie: sweats
Charlie: buddy that’s us
BUT he’ll totally just be like “stay here or else Sheo will set the lodge on fire”
He just wants to keep him here to get back at Johannes smh how petty

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IM CRYING THATS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD GO
he'd just blink with the slightest tense of his shoulders as his bones break and as hes bleeding out
its the Perfect Idea and illumi would feel weird abt saving him

AKSSKDK its ok Gilbert's good for that use
gilbert: wh
gilbert: im not telling you anything anymore
OH GOD GILBERT WILLBE SO FREAKED OUT he just breaks down crying bc he wants to go home but now he thinks if he does everyone will Die

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I swear to god
Illumi is his Secret Weapon
except for when he nearly loses his eye

Imagine like
If Charlie has a kid he just hires Illumi to spy on them and make sure they’re safe

THAT’S WHY CHARLIE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON OKAY
he has No Choice
I think flintlock and badlands are gonna go back and forth with captures and murders tbh
Charlie is too stubborn to,, let it go

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illumi Is he just leaps down from trees and cracks the neck of Charlie's enemies they never even Know
oH GOD illumi will freak when that happens and hes gonna be mcPISSED bc he'll feel like a failure. and he probably feels. possessive of charlie ngl but dont tell charlie that

AWWW
illumi: I can also train them to protect themselves cue illumi throwing them into a lake till they learn how to swim and general Not good things
except not rly unless charlie asked him to
illumi would do it and tbh bc his dad also spied on him he might feel weird doing it

AKAKSKD good I need a horrible person in Gilbert's life
u know too that Gilbert could get manipulated by charlie as well if charlie was to take a guilttripping approach like "gilbert I rly would miss u" but idk if charlie would. do guilt trips
IM CRYIN
im sure illumi is just "why the fuck do we keep trying to raid them and capture them and then let them get resched what does this accomplish couldnt we just pick them off" but he doesnt say that allid bc he thinks charlie would know more abt that then he does