⌠ JESUS IS A HUNK | plot with hypno ⌡

[grimdark]

[align=center][div style="borderwidth; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-family: arial; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 10pt;"]here he is. i'd say something spectacular but i can't think of anything, so here's a lame intro to his plotting thread. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ if nobody caught me saying it or caught on, he's narcoleptic and a good boy. hella friendly and enjoys making friends despite his sleep disorder. when he's not wokeâ„¢ he's typically tending to his sunflowers, gardening (mainly herbs), making coffee, making tea or playing with his cat doge (yes, doge. hallucination = cat being called doge). when wokeâ„¢ he can go into all types of topics. space, philosophy, combat stypes, scouting, and anything else that requires him to be alert and fully aware of his surrounding. uhh, here are his half done tags and if you need any more information feel free to ask!

— friends! not every friendship will start out the same. they could dislike him at first and then him grow on them. they enjoy the fact that he can't chat their ear off. anything, honestly. it's a roll of the dice.
— asking about his narcolepsy. that's, uh, a ballsy move unless he considers to be close with the person. it's better to ask when he's woke™, but it's the worst time. while he'll still be friendly, it effects the established friendship (or acquaintance) in a negative way. asking during his usual exhausted self isn't effective, but will manage to say something useful. just not a lot.
— cuddle buddy. or someone there with him? honestly, it helps ease the nightmares so they aren't as intense. not to mention i found this gif and made me laugh because hypno is the bulldog.
— teaching greek. it's his native tongue, not to mention it'll be easier if someone could read the note he writes down since he can't write english.
— deep talks. the philosophy i mentioned he enjoyed earlier? yeah. anything thought provoking and space because yes. only when he's woke™ or else it's going to be a mess with him trying to remember.
— combat so that adrenaline kicks in and he's awake ?? he'd be shocked, but somehow grateful. it helps keep him focused.

anything else, so long as it doesn't severely maim or kill him. might add more when i'm not in a rush. ;0

[eliza]

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wheEZE because fern already started this relationship off weirdly by being like "the fuck is up with u bro?" but like she just,,, doesn't know that asking is rude? but she's kind of just innocently curious, and she's got a good amount of knowledge about narcolepsy, she just doesn't realize that this is what it is. [i]this is why you don't have friends, fern.

but i feel like she'd be interested in a friendship if he'd tolerate her? and the questions usually stop pretty quickly, since there's plenty of other parts about him she'd want to know lmao

[grimdark]

[align=center][div style="borderwidth; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-family: arial; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 10pt;"]dhnnfgj fern is amazing and i love her so much. he wouldn't mind! he can tell that she's not quite like everyone from the way she speaks and, probably, thinks she's a teen that just managed to look like an adult. :') hypno can tell the difference between being aggressive/snarky/mocking attitudes and ones that are genuinely curious. he'd say it's nothing to worry about? he's fine, he's just. perpetually tired. but!! she can totally find out that it's narcolepsy since she can ask anyone that knows him well enough about it. he won't be happy about it, but oh well

he'd tolerate her. definitely. if someone can put up with him then they can expect the same. he's always up for making friends so fern can have at it ? he'll try to answer her questions the best he can even if they stop coming. count on him wanting to learn about her. the way she speaks and acts is enough to cause curiosity and help him stay awake and try to remember as much as he can. not to mention she's so tiny. "so smol"