alpha's magical book of quotes

Alpha Kratt · 08-11-2017, 01:46 PM

yes
come look at the alpha's quotes
from bearbones and elsewhere

Alpha Kratt · 08-11-2017, 01:48 PM

Quote:BREAKING: Our Odd News contact @AlphaKratt reporting breakthrough
Claims to be "having 10 million cows in 5 seconds"

Alpha Kratt · 08-11-2017, 01:49 PM

Quote:Conspiracy theorists claim to have footage of "Odd Squad" employees carrying around gallons of "Szechuan Sauce" and using it to eat their Chicken Nuggets
The organization denies these claims

Alpha Kratt · 08-14-2017, 04:29 AM

Quote:Not a rant but a confession: I'm SOOOOOOO happy about the discussion we've been having over on #general because THIS IS WHAT QUALITY FANDOMS DO and aaaaaaaaah I'm so proud of us all...! *sniffles*

dannychan · 08-14-2017, 05:13 AM

tracking

Alpha Kratt · 08-14-2017, 06:53 AM

Quote:I was reading that last part with Olympia's voice added. How horrifying

Quote:Lol it's funny because Alpha's voice is so unique that I can't help but read everything Alpha writes in her own voice

Alpha Kratt · 08-16-2017, 06:26 AM

Quote:you can't spell shadowclan without memes, sin, and kinks 24/7

Alpha Kratt · 08-16-2017, 04:36 PM

Quote:Okay, Matt, let me tell you something. I just got off work. I get my drink. I come home. I get on my computer. I see this. I was ever so close to spitting out my latte.
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY Putting this on Odd News right now. FREE COOKIES AND FREE GUMMY BEARS FOR YOU!!!! *showers you with cookies and gummy bears*
You have any other sources other than WTTW?

dannychan · 08-16-2017, 04:44 PM

(08-16-2017, 06:26 AM)Alpha KrattÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚Â¢ link Wrote:
Quote:you can't spell shadowclan without memes, sin, and kinks 24/7

i think this is my favourite one so far

Alpha Kratt · 08-17-2017, 04:55 AM

my favorite quotes on bearbones's currency courtesy of Fictious33 News™:

Quote:BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump reporting to be selling his KFC Bones while the rates are this high

Quote:Bone-to-USD exchange rate reaches all-time high

Quote:Popeyes now only selling boneless chicken

Quote:BREAKING NEWS: Oprah, supposed manager of an "Odd Squad" office, just contacted us; she has ordered all her employees to collect all bones in their building

Quote:Also good job on those images
I'd give about...125 bones

Quote:I regret to inform you that Bones are worth nothing again

Quote:I'm going to Popeye's to get some chicken, in the meantime @AlphaKratt is your temporary News Anchor

Quote:Back, went to Popeyes to cash in enjoy some delicious chicken