i only get checks ― plot w jumin v.i

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honestly, i dont even have his joining thread up yet because i procrastinate, but i may as well plan ahead. jumin here is super blunt and insensitive, although he doesnt really mean to be. he has lived a luxurious like, and comes off as incredibly pampered and irritable when he has to do things for himself. he is also.. very, very affectionate towards cats. he may end up accidentally flirting with any felines, but really, he will only view them as human do their pets.

OPEN TO
— friends ( must be two threads, at least )
— best friends ( must be three-four threads, at least )
— him teaching y / c korean, japanese, french, or german ( human aus, preferrably?? )
— try to talk him into doing something fun, p lease. he doesn't know what on earth he's doing. he doesn't even know what fun is. he won't like it at first, but keep at him. lord knows he needs to loosen up a bit.
— is your character a cat? he loves them, especially kittens. will absolutely act like a big brother / father figure to them. he may get.. unreasonably attached to them, and if you want, we can work out a plot like that.
— human aus! i love them. i'll put in some starter suggestions under here, so just hit me up if you want to do any of them! or suggest something, i'll def. be up for it!

[spoiler=human au suggestions]❝ you work in my office and your boyfriend just broke up with you, now youre crying and nothing is getting done so come into my office, we're going to talk about this so you can get your ass back to work. ❞ au

❝ yes that is my cat -- no you can't touch her. i don't care if she's in your house, don't touch her until i get there. ❞ au

❝ i walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me so she’d go away and i’m kind of freaked out i literally just met you last week also dont ever touch me again -- no i am not blushing. ❞ au

❝ you just moved in next door and you’re convinced your house is haunted so you seek refuge at my house when you get freaked out and eventually rope me into investigating for paranormal activity ❞ au

❝ i’ve seen this play about thirty times and you were my favorite character and you did it so beautifully i just had to tell you at stage door oh wait wow you’re attractive ❞

❝ we were cleaning up after the show and got locked in the theater over night and i swear i just heard a noise coming from that dark corner ❞ au

going to the fair and rocking the ferris wheel seat so the person sitting next to you clings to you like a lifeline au

❝ we're neighbors who only meet because i cannot get this stupid jar open, can you help? ❞ au

❝ we met while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room ❞ au

❝ this is my first time at disneyland and im really excited but also really scared to go through this haunted house ride alone will you go with me? ❞ au

❝ i’m pretending to be your best friend because you looked very uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on you ❞ au

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[spoiler=WHY BOTHER WITH FALSE MODESTY ✦ 10/17][size=8pt][font=verdana][size=8pt][font=verdana]GENERAL INFORMATION / BIOGRAPHY / STORAGE /
‣ han jumin / does not ( usually ) accept nicknames / " juju ", " trustfund kid "
‣ cisgender male / masculine pronouns ( he / him ) / generation one ( npc x npc )
‣ two years old physically / twenty - seven mentally and spiritually / age frozen
‣ korean accent / multilingual ( french, japanese, english ) / native korean
‣ demisexual, demiromantic / no gender preference / iffy about romances

PHYSICALITY / BELGIAN SHEEPDOG / HEALTH: ROUGHLY 85%
‣ well - built, healthy weight, ectomorphic ( muscular, slender )
‣ the heir's physical appearance is one of regality; he holds himself high, posture neat from years of etiquette classes. jumin's base color, his heavy undercoat, is a stark-black onyx, covered by a much thinner, yet not sparse overcoat of deep chocolate brown. thus resulting in a color that resembles brass - the copperish color only able to be seen when in direct sunlight. it is clear his pelt had been taken well care of; pampered, even. it is long and slightly wavy, and silken to the touch. his facial features are sharp and handsomely proportionate, with a narrow snout and almond-shaped silver eyes - perhaps the most notable of his features. the swirls of charcoal are tempestuous in anger, though storms are certainly a rare occurrence. a swath of charcoal, submersed in skyscape visions he'd yet to dismiss. his eyes appear eerily striking, almost uncaring, a keen gunmetal under ordinary circumstances. his neck is slender, swooping down into a broad chest and shoulders, along a spine that slopes downwards just slightly and into a tail that curls near the brown-black tip. he may often be found wearing a silken tie, usually white to starkly contrast against the darkness of his coat.
    injuries: none.

PERSONALITY / [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TallDarkAndSnarky]TALL, DARK & SNARKY / BRUTAL HONESTY / HEALTH: 80%
‣ ravenclaw primary, slytherin secondary / istj - a " the logician " / lawful neutral
‣ it is not possible to truly pin down this man's personality - as it is a colorful and elaborate structure he does his best not to reveal. jumin is quiet and ever-serious, and mature far past his age. despite this, he can often be found spouting off slang and fawning over felines like the fanatic he is. jumin views situations objectively, often to a fault, and tends to want others to end up like him. he tends to view situations objectively, showing a rather detached disposition when speaking to others, and disregards what most think of him. a workaholic with complete disregard for others opinions on him or how he goes about his life. the canine tends to stay away from any sort of relationship, opting to keep things strictly professional between his peers - and may sometimes show a particular coldness towards females due to his fathers promiscuous behavior during his childhood. however, since he has lived life rather luxuriously, he tends to get agitated when others do not listen to him, regardless of their position. overall, jumin harbors a sea of many a deep-rooted doubt and underlying terror that he keeps tightly guarded within the steely confinements of his mind ( typically that of loneliness, being taken for granted, and abandonment ; this fear is accentuated in the hollow left behind by his mother, and the constant fear of being valued only by his wealth, status and material possessions ) with sadness being a prominent thread that ties it all together.
    trusts: none.

CONFRONTATION AND INTERACTION NOTES / THE GLOVES COME OFF
‣ severe difficulty physically / moderate mentally / trained, but never practiced
‣ prefers not to fight, finding it pointless and avoidable / very difficult to anger
‣ will only engage in combat if threatened / built to withstand heavy, hard hits
‣ attack by quoting / will not kill, only to keep his hands clean / penned by gore
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mack and jumin 100% need an interaction thread back is a spooked blind baby and he needs luv