11-05-2017, 02:17 AM
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personality wise, john is a blatant, self-aware asshole. he doesn't care about what others think of him (unless he wants to sleep with you), while at the same time, he doesn't tend to get angry easily or hold grudges. he thinks any issue can be solved by a good old fashioned fist fight, and one of his favorite activities is fighting his friends while drunk. they beat the crap out of each other until they're sober, then laugh about it over another beer for... no real reason. the only thing he enjoys more is getting laid, and he will sleep with any woman sober, and anyone, men included, while intoxicated.
john is open to...
- drinking buddies / drinking with someone
- flirting / friends with benefits / one-night-stands
- friends, though these are often superficial and carry little meaning
- au's
- basic interactions, so long as you don't abandon it ten posts in
- people who dislike john, while he's apathetic in return
- friendly fights, since john is down to fight anyone
- most things? idk, i'm open to anything
i'm picky about...
- relationships. this would have to be slow burn and develop icly, since john has a lot of development to do before he's actually ready for a functional relationship. they would need to start out as friends / friends with benefits before progressing further.
- real friends. these people would just need to vibe well with john. his last group of friends all died rather suddenly, but he does have potential to be a wonderfully loyal and supporting friend.
- best friends. this would also need to be a sort of slow burn and develop icly, but anyone who makes it to best friend level would be considered family to john.
- adopting family. these would need to be younger characters, and non-aggressive types. people that john feels like are good people, and people he really wants to protect from how shitty the world is. shockingly, john is great older brother / father material deep, deep down.
john is closed to...
- any major injuries; that is, permanent things, or things that would hinder movement. black eyes, bruises, a few flesh wounds are all fine; but i don't want anything serious right now.
- death. i like john, would like to keep him around for a minute.
personality wise, john is a blatant, self-aware asshole. he doesn't care about what others think of him (unless he wants to sleep with you), while at the same time, he doesn't tend to get angry easily or hold grudges. he thinks any issue can be solved by a good old fashioned fist fight, and one of his favorite activities is fighting his friends while drunk. they beat the crap out of each other until they're sober, then laugh about it over another beer for... no real reason. the only thing he enjoys more is getting laid, and he will sleep with any woman sober, and anyone, men included, while intoxicated.
john is open to...
- drinking buddies / drinking with someone
- flirting / friends with benefits / one-night-stands
- friends, though these are often superficial and carry little meaning
- au's
- basic interactions, so long as you don't abandon it ten posts in
- people who dislike john, while he's apathetic in return
- friendly fights, since john is down to fight anyone
- most things? idk, i'm open to anything
i'm picky about...
- relationships. this would have to be slow burn and develop icly, since john has a lot of development to do before he's actually ready for a functional relationship. they would need to start out as friends / friends with benefits before progressing further.
- real friends. these people would just need to vibe well with john. his last group of friends all died rather suddenly, but he does have potential to be a wonderfully loyal and supporting friend.
- best friends. this would also need to be a sort of slow burn and develop icly, but anyone who makes it to best friend level would be considered family to john.
- adopting family. these would need to be younger characters, and non-aggressive types. people that john feels like are good people, and people he really wants to protect from how shitty the world is. shockingly, john is great older brother / father material deep, deep down.
john is closed to...
- any major injuries; that is, permanent things, or things that would hinder movement. black eyes, bruises, a few flesh wounds are all fine; but i don't want anything serious right now.
- death. i like john, would like to keep him around for a minute.
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