plot with this thornbush

[thorne]

hi just,,, just look at him he's just a meme and some salt mixed together

his bio is right here

uhh idk i dont have any solid plots prepared for thorne buT like friends?? salt bros?? enemies?? wanna beat his little ass up?? ok??

just dont kill him, and he's not having kids or a long term relationship like. ever

that's all thanks

[merged stuff]

SALT BROS PLS /slams down

[ambrose m.]

im not sure what kind of interaction they would have but ambrose and thorne should have a thread they should just,,,fight or something idk

[merged stuff]

im not sure what kind of interaction they would have but ambrose and thorne should have a thread they should just,,,fight or something idk

ambrose knowing thorne can't understand him so he just fucking rambles
and thorne just stares
"i am dead inside"

[thorne]

true story, thorne and gil just start throwing literal salt at each other

i ,,, i support them being salty dudes in a salty mood

ASIFDJ
thorne says "fight me" in a joking sense but ambrose actually decks him in the face i
good suggestion, by me

[merged stuff]

true story, thorne and gil just start throwing literal salt at each other

i ,,, i support them being salty dudes in a salty mood

ASIFDJ
thorne says "fight me" in a joking sense but ambrose actually decks him in the face i
good suggestion, by me

crows, i love you. marry me. cx
but should they have a thread?

[thorne]

im hiring a priest as we speak do you want roses or daisies at the wedding
yes! definitely i suppoRT IT
just like,, idk them interacting or w/e?? maybe gil shows thorne around or somthing

[rue]

[align=center][div style="width: 350px; text-align: justify;"][size=8pt]hmm, maybe these two could be friends?? or at least dallas thinks that thorne is his friend, when in reality the other male is like 'meh, he's alright'. dal's the type of person that would do anything for his friends, so if thorne were to dislike someone, i could imagine dal tp'ing / egging the person's house in the middle of the night

like, maybe thorne can find dal wrestling with jeffrey, or dal can force convince thorne to go dumpster diving with him?

[parks.]

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p o r k

thorne and parks, cursed duo

but platonically
even though she literally hates pretty much everyone, she hates thorne a little less
they can be bitter together and just tell each other to fuck off

also,,, she thinks jeffery is stupid and will probably suggest multiple times that they should eat him

[ambrose m.]

ASIFDJ
thorne says "fight me" in a joking sense but ambrose actually decks him in the face i
good suggestion, by me

yes pls that is 200% something ambrose would do lmao