FOLIE A DEUX & p. plotting!!

[sunrise skater kid.]

- breccan being navy's cat monkey's favorite person on the planet. he's a dick to everyone else, even navy
- navy baking for breccan  a l l  t h e  t i m e
- navy has like four pages in his notebook dedicated to breccan, titled 'sunshine', subtitled 'my bitch'
- childlike arguments over stupid things- almost always ended with navy blowing a raspberry at breccan
- navy making so many jokes about breccans proper vocabulary

[breccan h. m.]

- breccan is totally navys bitch
- definitely making out in broom closets in-between classes
- navy talking nonstop and breccan casts a spell on him yo make him mute so he can finish his homework
- sometimes they hold hands

[sunrise skater kid.]

- meanwhile navy is also totally breccans bitch and would do anything to make him happy
- navy turning breccan's books and quills into birds
- "pay attention to meeeee"
- navy always asks breccan what color he should paint his nails
- sitting in a tiny booth in a pub in hogsmeade, navy with coffee and breccan with green tea

[breccan h. m.]

- "navy, babe, I NEED MY STUFF BACK, PLEASE"
- navy waking up way way early and picking flowers for breccan
- navy making breccan like 3897 sweaters every christmas and breccan being sad because he can't make him anything back
- navy is in the hospital wing twice a werk

[sunrise skater kid.]

- navy stroking breccans hair while he studies or reads or whatever
- navy convinces breccan to sneak up to the astronomy tower so they can look at the stars
- p i c n i c s
- breccan buying navy candy every time he's in hogsmeade bc navy lives on the stuff
- navy gave breccan a rubiks cube because he could never solve them, breccan solves it in thirty seconds
- breccan coming to every quidditch match to watch navy, or if he's on the team, they switch positions constantly, because navy is indecisive and wants to play every position
- sitting next to each other in every class definitely has brought navy's grades up

[breccan h. m.]

im throwing that quidditch one into the general plotting thread

- navy in the mirror: "who is she, this handsome motherfucker, bitch u slay me" breccan: "thank you"
- even though breccan is halfblood sometimes he forgets muggle stuff and navy helps him
- spending christmases at each others houses
- visting each other in the summer time (breccan  is from ireland, what about navy?)
- winking, always, constantly
- breccan can't snap his fingers and navy likes to make fun of him for it, then breccan reminds him that he can't roll his r's
- stargazing

[sunrise skater kid.]

navy's from london because a. hes a basic bitch and b. he lives in a muggle orphanage so i needed a way to get him to hogwarts, he walks to the train station aha

- breccan can't snap his fingers and navy likes to make fun of him for it, then breccan reminds him that he can't roll his r's

[size=8pt]this is actually what me and one of my friends do! he cant snap and i cant roll my r's im weak


- navy wraps his arms around breccan's waist while they're walking in the halls and is just dragged along
- breccan is just so  d o n e  with navy 99.9% of the time
- smacking each other with their sweater paws
- people watching together
      navy: "yo that boy is fine as fUck tm"
      breccan: *frowns and shakes head in disappointment*
- arguments over who was better, michelangelo or da vinci

[breccan h. m.]

i can't roll my r's and my sister likes to remind me constantly

- sleeping together, even if there's no occasion they just like to cuddle
- breccan probably cries really easily
- navy blaring heavy metal and breccan listening to his classical through earbuds
- breccan never cursing and then one day he loses his shit at navy and cusses him out and that boy is Afraid

[sunrise skater kid.]

i have accepted the fact bc its a beautiful fact

- navy's always writing little songs for breccan, just filled with dumb cute shit
- sees breccan as an actual beam of sunlight
- "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you'll never know dear, how much i love you. please don't take my sunshine away."
- navy consistently points out those two inches
- navy teaching breccan random muggle things like uno and memes

[breccan h. m.]

- breccan tearing up when navy sings that to him
- ppl teasing navy and breccan clapping back at them with words like 4992 letters long
- they sit across from each other at the great hall and play footsies
- [i]nose boops