FOLIE A DEUX & p. plotting!!

[sunrise skater kid.]

i bet they'd be those big fluffy boof dogs too
i love boof dogs

"breccan i cant help that they can sense which of us is superior"

- navy always being super competitive about every single tiny thing

[breccan h. m.]

breccan: "firST OF ALL,"

they have 2 boof dogs, and 1 afghan greyhound because breccan just loves them so much

[sunrise skater kid.]

navy: "no wait babe i didnt mean it"

navy is honestly breccans bitch like????? he'd do anything for the boy

[breccan h. m.]

it's definitely true lmao
breccan gets angry at navy and doesn't attack his character or anything, just spits straight up facts about why he himself is right in the situation and navy is just. shocked. how could he be beat. the mighty joan of arc has fallen

[sunrise skater kid.]

aaa i just saw this im sorry!! what kinda thread do you wanna do for the boyssss because i am so  r e a d y

[breccan h. m.]

nah b it's okay!!! i honestly don't care, maybe they sneak out to hogsmeade one day and breccan has conjured up false people for them so that they won't get in trouble??

- breccan only writes in roman numerals
- breccan always carries around like 10 bandaids because navy is always doing some dumb shit to impress him

[sunrise skater kid.]

aw heck lets do it!!

[breccan h. m.]

okay!!! do u wanna make or do you want me to do it?

[sunrise skater kid.]

navy is like??? get married??? have kids??? nah i have 3 dogs. not really but they love me more than they love breccan so it's practically the same thing

- navy lowkey being terrified of the plants, so breccan teaches him how to love them all
- breccan teaching navy irish slang and navy definitely using it wrong
- navy learning to like tea, at least a little

[breccan h. m.]

breccan: you guys are MY dogs why don't you love ME navy get out of MY house
navy: no