merry chrysler psyche haha its janurary // p chat

Beatles. · 02-01-2018, 01:10 AM

YEAHHH RPING CARD GAMES SHOULD BE WEIRD
AND YEAH WE CAN DO THAT
i prob won't reply until later or probs tomorrow since i gotta reply to older threads and also make that thread hub and do hw yIKES

charlie's just gonna be like
"uhhh jesus dude sorry abt that"
is he gonna bury him somewhere? or

OHHH
charlie will just-
lock him in his room
"NOTHING TO SEE"

impiety · 02-01-2018, 01:14 AM

oK SOUNDS GOOD! ill do urs after I get oreos and? feel free to do mine whenever!
oH GOSH GOOD LUCK BEATLES!! take as mUCH TIME AS NECESSARY IM IN NO RUSH

yEAH tbh gilbert's gonna be . rly quiet when it happens but hes gonna bury the kid and there will be a thread for that if the baby dies in the badlands which. he probably will bc gilbert's likely gonna be around for a good month or two

yEAH GILBERT WONT BE GOING BC HE WANTS TO F IGHT GKDKGFK
iM PFFF
Gilbert begins banging on charlie's door "mean wolf mean wolf let me out"

Beatles. · 02-01-2018, 01:25 AM

OMG OREOS?? PRIORITIES, MAN
uhhhh shoot how should we do this
yknow what i think i'll just give you random ones

NOOOOOOO fuck why
why are you tormenting my Emotions

"SIT IN THE CORNER OR THEY'LL HEAR YOU"
oh my god i can't wait until kit inevitably adopts gilbert and he just gets a safe card every time because charlie won't put a hand on him while she's in the room PFFF

impiety · 02-01-2018, 01:45 AM

GKDKG i ate like 8 and if my mom let me i would just tbh eat. the entire package
ooO whoops I . forgot the suite part gkfkgkf BUT YEAH OK heres uRS

also rIP SORRY IF IM DUM I WAS PLAYIN CARDS YESTERDAY But maybe i fORGOT bur what do u mean by 4 of acez?

bC GILBERT MUST DEVELOP
H E AND EVERYBODY ELSE SUFFERS TOGETHER

"wHAT IF I WANT THEM TO"
i stg gilbert's gonna get so sassy when kit is around iM CRYING
he just is rly quiet and obedient when its just him and Charlie
but when kit is there gilbert just "hAH CHARLIE U SMELL LIKE POO"
did i say sassy I meant "no idea how to insult"

Beatles. · 02-01-2018, 05:31 AM

I ATE LIKE a whole bag of spicy doritos in 3 days and my dad got mad at me
OKAY COOL
and uhhh
shit
i prob meant spades? but i changed it diamonds instead fuckin rip

DEVELOPMENT DOES NOT EQUAL SUFFERING AND VICE VERSA
i never see any positive development
but who am i to talk
// stares into the distance

Charlie will be SO mad bc he wants so badly to just chew gilbert out but kit is just gonna STOP him

impiety · 02-01-2018, 05:42 AM

hOW DARE HIM u can eat as many spicy doritos as u want in my house
well
if i haD doritos but I only like popcorn
FKDK nO PROBLEM
rip aces of four

WE LL I DO PLAN?? POSITIVITY HES GONNA BE BACK WITH HIS FAMILY EVEN IF HES MISSING HIS BABY BRO
yells tbh . there should be more positive development ngl
but when i made positive development nobody replied to it in fl

charlie is just gonna have to sit there and take it
gilbert: you attack ppl like a GOOSE

impiety · 02-03-2018, 03:36 AM

psst could i participate in the oneshot contest with bert? or would he not b allowed to since hes like. lodge member stuck in badlands? iDK just wanna check

Beatles. · 02-03-2018, 08:14 PM

back at it again with taking 39494929 years to reply

BUT DUDE GO FOR IT
i'd love to see sum oneshots
plus we haven't had too many entries soo

impiety · 02-04-2018, 12:31 AM

i thought u rped charlie not daniel thats a terrible joke

hECK awesome!!
itll be the first time i write stuff abt the irvings backstory without it being from greer's perspective

impiety · 02-06-2018, 07:38 PM

ok but I THOUGHT of some ideas?? idk if charlie would do all of them but

- charlie and gilbert?? sparring? maybe? if charlie wants to make Gilbert into a soldier
- charlie teaching gilbert how to use the gun hes gonna end up stealin
- gilbert actually is abt to try to stab charlie? and charlie ofc overpowers him bc hes like 10 lmao. (bonus: later gilbert leaves an apology note: "sorry for trying to stab you")
- gilbert stealing from charlie and a Chase ensues
- gilbert purposely just. waking charlie up in the middle of the n ight
- idk if charlie knows this but? if he does maybe teach gilbert how to start fires
- charlie gives gilbert his first Smook and Dreenk
- gilbert Kusses at charlie, far beyond Frick Heck (fuck hell,, u feel?)

ALSO when do u think charlie would be willing to force bert to kill in fl?
iM not asking bc im in a hurry I just wanna have a good idea of when gilbert will leave since like. right after hes probably gonna Skedaddle