alpha's magical book of quotes

[Alpha Kratt]

My friend's friend's response to a troll review on my friend's fanfic

"Why do I 'waste' my time writing for a kids' show? Because a story needs to be told. Because it brings happiness, if only momentarily, to people who don't want to smile. Because Odd Squad is a show about the value of friendship and teamwork, even when you just want to fight your own battle. Because a story has the power to make someone laugh two seconds after they've cried, to feel every emotion you're capable of, to 'think'. Because it makes me feel good. Because it sparks my imagination. Because I can't sleep. Because it's a hobby and a passion. Because the only way anyone will ever know the full story is if we tell it."

[Alpha Kratt]

My friend's reviews on the new Odd Squad eps
I cri

owl - Today at 12:26 AM
Well I watched the episodes so here are my notes

-NEGATIVE TOWN-
it's pretty hard to teach negative numbers to kids bc it's hard to represent them with something tangible but this episode did it pretty well
(in fact, the only tangible thing I can think of is position relative to a certain point [which was demonstrated in this episode])

"Otis, get the wand!"
"No more evil doing for you little akuma"

ah this show takes place during or after 2017 apparently

-LICENSE TO SCIENCE-
The DMG  )
Olympia's talk-inator  )  )

wait didn't Ocean say that creature thing was contagious? then she high fived those agents with her creature hand...this doesn't sound good

The dance montage tho :o
I need a soundtrack version of this song too

"Oh there's no outside help" "he's imaginary" "imaginary help is fine"
does this count as Medium Awareness or is an apparition of Otis's floating head actually in the room and not just part of Oona's thoughts
well this is odd squad so who knows

-Xs and Os-
ah the Xs are part of odd squad? that's even more interesting than the competent rival group thing I originally predicted
they don't seem villain-y so far but their time will come I guess

anyone remember what department the padlock with the upside down keyhole represents?

inb4 headquarters falls apart bc Olo wasn't there to glue it

or either way olo is the most important part of the squad

CALLED IT

Ms. O, have a juice. You're not you when you're thirsty.

so I guess Otis wasn't part of the Xs...

-DR. O NO-
PPAP but with wrenches
Wrench Pineapple Pineapple Wrench
also I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this (i doubt it's a reference though)

I miss old dr. o

what does new Dr. O have against the cafeteria workers?

how'd this girl become a doctor
the way she interpreted measuring 2 cups is hilarious though

ah I was rly confused bc I watched license to science first and I was like? is this the new doctor? idk if they're a girl or a boy but for some reason I don't think they're Ollie
and turns out I was right

Alpha Spookâ„¢ - Today at 1:29 AM
loud applause
Oh and I finally got the Wikia/Fandom pages up that Lilac listed! Except for the first three
pokes PBS Kids with my pitchfork but ten times more aggressively not really stabbing them but poking them real hard b/c you better give me my X's and O's and Dr. O No BEFORE THE END OR THE MONTH OR I

[Alpha Kratt]

I still haven't seen X's and O's and Dr. O No and that makes me sad
So I made this

Alpha Spookâ„¢ - Today at 8:24 PM
Today I learned the following to the tune of Baby Got Back:
YOU CAN'T, SPEND, THOSE,
YOU CAN'T, SPEND, THOSE,
YOU CAN'T, SPEND, THOSE, DOLLA, BILLS, ON THEM
JUICE
BOXES
HUN
WICK SLAP

The almighty glue creature - Today at 9:56 PM
first a ppap reference, now this
my life is complete

[Alpha Kratt]

A selection of quotes from Fly's reviews on Safe House in the Woods

--"Most people just go to sleep when they eat my egg salad!" No, Doug. That would be death. I'm just surprised they go so quietly.

--"No wonder it smells like rotten eggs!" "Not rotten, ripened." Dear God, he's going to kill someone with his egg salad one of these days...

--Is it wrong I love the line, "I'll scoop some slop!"

--Debbie's taking acting classes? In she in the same class as Todd or...?

--Okay, does anyone else get the feeling even the folks who write the show aren't exactly sure what security does?

--Horns, tail, sharp teeth... And it escapes the cage. Well, they're dead. They're all dead. This is going to end up one of those 'found footage' movies and we'll get a point-of-view shot of the creature stalking Orson and...

[Alpha Kratt]

Some quote I found in the Discord chat way back

OddTodd43 - 09/06/2016
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAIIIIIN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

Alpha Kratt - 09/06/2016
JOSH STOP NO THE IRONIC MELODY HURTS MY EARS

[Alpha Kratt]

From CC

*lip qwiver*

But I love rainbows
They're pretty
And they taste like milk chocolate

*sucks on another one*
And this one tastes like Cheez-its

[Alpha Kratt]

I think this was from my friend Ravenclaw, not sure

I swear every time something happens and I want to be sarcastically happy about it, I just sing Slappy and Derek.

Seriously, why isn't this my ringtone? *slappy and derek baaaaaast friends! slappy and derek, friendship nevah ends!*

No seriously though does anyone remember that episode? And then as it cuts off after the man screaming he can't live with Slappy, it's just like *slappy and derek*

I don't remember what episode that is. Lemme go look it up.

Okay so apparently it's The Trouble with Centigurps.

Whatever. *continues*

Oh yes. *turns into bouncy, happy sun resembling the Teletubbies sun* Slappy and Derek! Beeeeest friends! Slappy and Derek, friendship never ends! *hovering above my best friend's head* BFF: Odd Squad! I can't live like this!

Slappy and Derek!

No seriously though. "Hey, we have a fun event at the school but we made it mandatory. Enjoy eating chocolate cake even though the event is way before you even eat supper!" *slappy and derek*

It's your birthday. *slappy and derek*

You made a B. *slappy and derek*

You made an A. That actually doesn't call for Slappy and Derek. That calls for Oscar is Awesome. But I usually make A's, so after a while I stop wanting to type awesomely awesome into any browser. Yes, I am obsessed.

Somebody just keeps talking while the teacher's teaching and you are actually interested in the math. *stop it! stop it now* *once they've stopped* Slappy and Derek!

[Alpha Kratt]

alpha you secretly read a book about all of us congrats

[Alpha Kratt]

Odd Todd is an asshole
jk ily josh

Joy: Odd Todd has been busy...




Alpha Kratt: Nah he's not busy, he's just an asshole
Just a perfect round one

[Alpha Kratt]

WORLD DOMINATION

Lilac Weather - Today at 10:11 AM
GUYS
GUYS
GUUUUUUYYYYYYYS
!!!!!!!!!!!!


Alpha Spookâ„¢ - Today at 2:42 PM
*S C R E A M*
WORLD DOMINATION
AGENTS SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD
*loud applause*