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[Alpha Kratt]

Discussing meems with the fam

owl - Yesterday at 8:16 PM
also this is basically the sing-alongs


Alpha Krattâ„¢ Today at 2:44 PM
Yes
I can confirm that is an accurate representation of this episode

[Alpha Kratt]

Moar meems

owl - Yesterday at 11:15 PM
is this Olive



Alpha Krattâ„¢ - Today at 12:44 AM
Yes
I can confirm

[Alpha Kratt]

NEW EPISODES

Vincente22 (Vincente22)
I can't wait to see Alpha flip over the fact that there's a wedding in the episode

Alpha Kratt
THERE'S A WEDDING IN ONE OF THESE EPISODES?!

YOU KNOW I WOULD THROW THIS COMPUTER BUT I AM AT A LIBRARY SO I HONESTLY CAN'T BUT

there's

there's a wedding

in a tv-y show

No you know what, we're past that point. This show is not TV-Y anymore. It's TV-Y7.

Shapely University and Slow Day broke me. My demise progress was at 45%.

It just went up another 5.

[Alpha Kratt]

Lilac Weather - Today at 2:11 PM
Must be pretty intense if ALPHA of all people can't handle it

owl - Today at 2:15 PM
tbh I feel like Alpha overreacts quite a bit

Alpha Krattâ„¢ - Today at 2:15 PM
I HEARD THAT

Lilac Weather - Today at 2:21 PM
I mean considering if I remember right you handled the news of OINFO pretty well

Alpha Krattâ„¢ - Today at 2:25 PM
That's true
I just suffered on the inside
I'm still suffering after Shapely University

[Alpha Kratt]

ANTICLIMACTIC SEASON FINALE WAS ANTICLIMACTIC
DUCK U TIM

Alpha Kratt
Well, fricking, Otis

Vincente22
It was anticlimactic

Alpha Kratt
*gasp*

Tim...did bad?

Anh Do
Well, yeah, because, fricking ricking Tim McKeon over here

Alpha Kratt
DON'T HARM THE MAN

[Alpha Kratt]

Alpha Kratt - Today at 6:15 PM
they protecc
they attac
but most importantly

they kick ass and play "get past security guards"

owl - Today at 8:29 PM
alpha
if i may be blunt
FUCKING

Lilac Weather - Today at 8:31 PM
Should this go in #spoiler-talk?

Alpha Kratt - Today at 8:31 PM
Lilac protecc
Lilac attac
But most importantly
Lilac is right

[Alpha Kratt]

2015 New Year's Awards

RavenclawAwkwardness | December 29, 2015

Okay you know what this is a perfect opportunity to give out LE NEW YEAR AWARDS *fireworks*

The Hugs Award goes to Alpha.

The Pinkie Pie Award goes to Maya

The Best Username Award goes to Ambi.

The Best Teasers Award goes to Sparky

The First Member I Met Award goes to Lilya.

And who gets the Jackie Award? Josh.

/hurrah hurrah/

Sorry for anybody that didn't get an award. You get the Award Award. 

[Alpha Kratt]

A review of an episode where my friend loses her shizz but still finds the time to care for me

22dr.pickle | June 20, 2016


REALLY THOUGH IF I'M FREAKING OUT THIS MUCH (I USUALLY DON'T) I'M SCARED FOR ALPHA


ALPHA DO YOU HEAR ME TAKE A BREAK IN CASE OF SYMPTOMS


MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME I HAVE TO SWIM IN LIKE 5 HOURS

[Alpha Kratt]

Inspirational Quote™

Alpha Kratt™ - Last Sunday at 5:33 PM
Oh lovely
*slowest clap you can imagine*
Thanks Owl!

owl - Last Sunday at 5:33 PM
we're always clapping just really really slowly sometimes

Lilac Weather - Last Sunday at 6:03 PM
:joy: :joy: :joy:

Alpha Kratt™ - Last Sunday at 10:35 PM
Best Quote 2018