merry chrysler psyche haha its janurary // p chat

[Beatles.]

THERE’S A BIG PLOT AROUND IT AAAAGHAJA
there will be an assassination attempt
And an attempt to rally his own soldiers against him
Sounds fun, right?
And omg what illumi pls
does this mean that he’ll be jealous of Kit

Kiddo: dad look what illumi taught me to do
Kiddo: *twirls knife in hand before flinging it at a tree
Charlie: no

Lmfao he’d just be like “lol ok fine go get lost in a blizzard” or “ok I’ll cya when we raid ur asses”
Idk man sometimes he kills them and sometimes he sends them back with bruises
He just wants a Message sent
*intimidation tactics*

[impiety]

OSHIT OSHIT
that sounds RLY EXCITING WHOa
illumi will be. loyal to charlie whether or not he should or shouldnt be tbh bc. he sees charlie as his Master rn
ASKSLS idk if JEALOUS but he might just
if u hurt charlie I slap very hard and he'd be super wary of her
charlie is his new child sorry charlie illumis gonna mom you even tho illumi is like only 4 yrs older

IM CRYING
illumi: I taught them how by pinning a guy down and letting the kid practice on him. Your kid did their first ever kill!!
he thinks its rly great

gilbert, weeping eternally 24/7 bc he doesnt know.how to get out
he probably wouldn't care abt a blizzard at that point but he just wants fl being safe and . probably doesn't realize that he'd be (somewhat) safe
he give flintlock the Spook
illumi thinks sending a message just tells flintlock to be more prepared but hes trying his best not to tell charlie what to do

[Beatles.]

WHY DID I IMMEDIATELY THINK OF THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY23O2upuCg
I’m
Charlie will kinda like the loyalty ngl
He’d be kind of surprised if he was flat-out called master tho like “o cool I guess”
I think we have to worry about Charlie hurting Kit
Kit is v nice gorl but Charlie is a savage bitch and ain’t afraid to hurt some feelings
CHARLIE’S MOM ISN’T HERE SO HE ACTUALLY NEEDS A MOMFRIEND
even if it’s a dude
Even if he doesn’t want to be Mommed
You just gotta force it

Wienfjkfksjwj Charlie wouldn’t want his kids to turn out like him so he’d just be- protective of them
“Charlie Jr do NOT touch that gun”
“Are you listening to me mister?!”

Charlie is too stubborn for his own good
He has a Flair for drama tbh so any shit-starting is fun in his book
He just wants to get to Johannes as much as possible
God I need them to meet face to face one day
That would be,,, something

[impiety]

I FUCKINCCHOKED thats illumi and charlie in a nutshell
rIp I dont know if illumi would outright call him that but. he'd def like. im sure it will get obvious that he wants Charlie to boss him around like its not just loyalty he goes out of his way to get instructed
im sure illumi once or twice goes to charlie for RIDICULOUS things hes like . charlie isnt even trying to open it its on a shelf but illumi grabs a pickle jar and he just "do u need me to open this for u"
wHOOPS maybe illumi will like kit idk he probably. doesnt care to stop charlie skddk so uh OOPS
illumi is the dadfriend
dadded?
daddied i hate my word I just created

IM CHOKIN
illumi's rly confused he just says what every kid thinks hes speaking for charlies kid
"But you do it?"

illumi would hate that quality abt charlie oj my g od
but let charlie start shit its Fun
gilbert wants to get to johannes too as in I-want-to-see-my-family-(cries)
oH MY GOD that sounds . interesting
I want them to slap each other but a talk sound interesting too

[Beatles.]

charlie: it's o k i can open this
illumi: no u can't
charlie: yes i fucking can
illumi: please let me show you i am Worthy

and yes
daddied
charlie needs a daddy in his life
cryin in the club bc he has daddy issues

charlie would soooOoOoOo use gilbert as a way to weaken johannes like horry shiet
ahshajsj i just imagine them meeting like
"ah yes. his royal bitchy-ness. it's an honor to finally meet you."
"why i am i talking to a living meatbaall"

[impiety]

im. good god
why do u know illumi so well Already thats exactly how it would go
illumi, stifling a huff as charlie takes the jar and opens it himself


illumi will sigh bc he only adopted his child in his twenties so he cant rasise him the Pro Way
so does gilbert what would charlie think/do if gilbert began talking to charlie abt his
illumi also has daddy issues but hes totally oblivious


oh god whats he gonna do
idk how gilbert is gonna get back yet is charlie gonna gloat abt his find
send illumi to gloat abt gilbert for him
oH MY GOD
which one is which tho

[Beatles.]

illumi and gilbert and charlie just need to sit down
and TALK ABT THEIR FEELI NGS

uhhh should he? if he did then,,, they'd prob want to get him back tho
OOF
charlie is obvs the meatball
but he is also a Bitch
johannes is not a bitch tho My Boy

[impiety]

illumi: Assassins don't have feelings - they are puppets of darkness, and -- he rambles about this for like ever

yEAH well. thats the tHING
ik they already want gilbert back bUT they dont know where he is
i feel like its gonna be smthin gilbert gets out of by himself, but idk what exactly will Happen so
iDK if charlie gloats then gilbert gets out by the lodge but at the same time on a Logical standpoint idk if charlie would do that without having any reason to
johannes is so good bless him
i lov charlie too tho even if he is a Bullee

[Beatles.]

o fuck you're gonna be playing two characters in the same place
glhf

gilbert: escapes
charlie: shakes fist

WAIT I FORGOT
so in gil's joining thread
is charlie supposed to say like "o no u should stay here for a while" and kind of like
deceive him? right?
i need to make sure i get this shit rigHT

[impiety]

yEAH I am but. i already played 3 in fl at the same time once so this will be no different

gilbert: cries bc hes made charlie mad

yEAH definitely!!/bc im like pretty sure if he finds out its the badlands hes gonna try and run off and he wont be. compliant to rly anything charlie tells him to do
like. if charlie wants info gilbert wouldnt tell him hes a strong boi emotionally
I FEEL U